"So I was drinking my coffee and relaxing on my break and as I was looking around at birds and other peaceful stuff all of a sudden I heard a loud noice coming from the roof,I didn't really know what the noice was but I think it sounded like my boss screaming at the same time.Well I didn't really care what was going on so I continued drinking my coffee,and all of a sudden I felt this weird feeling in my stomach.I had an urge to the bathroom!
So I while I was running towards the bathroom I suddenly slipped on the floor.
As I was looking up at the sealing the Janitor appeared in my sight.
-The floor is wet,he said.
-Shouldn't you put up a sign or something..?as I was getting up on my feet again I saw next to him there was a sign.
I sighed and suddenly my stomach reminded me why I was in a hurry in the first place.I went as fast as I could into the bathroom and in to the nearest toilet and sat down.
What a relief it was,but why did this happen all so sudden..?I hadn't eaten anything wrong,unless there was something in that coffee......
While I was thinking I heard someone entering the bathroom,and before I realised it,my pants was gone!
I heard the janitor whistleing while he was going towards the door.
-Why?!?!
-This is payback for seeing my penis and peeing on my flowers!