You: IM GREEEEEEN!!!
You: OMG
You: help me please!
You: does soap help??
Stranger: green-eyed?
You: answer! nobode ever answered me!
You: no i mean greengreen.
Stranger: that is cool
You: my skin turned green when i was in the shower!!!
Stranger: really?
You: it NOT COOOOOOOOOL
You: i look like a alien
Stranger: take it easy
Stranger: u will not be green 4ever
You: NO! ive got to get it off before my mom comes home!!
You: how can u know that?
Stranger: shit !
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