Pick the month (number) you were born in
1 - I ate
2 - I needed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I shot
5 - I killed
6 - I smoked with
7 - I banged
8 - I ran shirtless with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I cuddled with
11 - I slept with
12-I killed
Pick the day (number) you were born on
1 - the kool-aid man
2 - a porn star
3 - a jew
4 - a toothbrush
5 - Santa Claus
6 - a homo
7 - Barny the Dinosaur
8 - a prostitute
9 - a dog
10 - a bag of weed
11 - a bowl of cereal
12 - Paris Hilton
13 - my lover
14 - a lesbian
15 - a pickle
16 - a stripper
17 - a shoe
18 - a horse
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a homeless guy
22 - a whore
23 - my crush
24 - a easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a condom
27 -the Trojan man
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a glass of milk
31 - Ur grandma
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
1 - White - Because thats how I roll
2 - Black - because I'm sexy as hell
3 - Pink - Because the lil' people told me to
4 - Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
5 - Blue - because I'm a pimp and you're jealous
6 - Polka Dots - because I hate my life
7 - Purple - because I'm gay
8 - Gray - because I love marijuana
9 - Other - because I have double D's
10 - Green - because I'm good in bed
11 - Orange - because I smoke crack
12 - Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
13 - Brown - because I had to
14 - Shirtless - because I've got abs
I ate a stripper because I have a noodle in my nose.
interesting :D