I never wanted to get married, I got married. Never wanted kids, I have 2 of them. Why the hell am I here? *
Remember our motto: We ain't got it. *
Standing here with my loving family, I wonder why I'm running from the axe. *
I'm going back to Chicago; where I only die a little every day. *
Envy me. That's my wife. Those are my kids and I sell womens' shoes. *
Peg, did your mother get so fat she spread across the border? *
I'm not paying for mistakes. I've been doing that since I got married. *
I'd invite you in but instead I think I'll just beat the crap out of you. *
I'm married with children. *
It's only a game if you win but if you lose it's a stinking waste of time. *
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