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Joo, sä oot mun ystävä
esittelet mulle tyyppejä
ja sitten kerrot, miten ne mua kommentoi
niin julmasti jotkut voi
sä tajuat mun kyyneleet

Joo, sä oot mun ystävä
sä järjestit mun elämän
ja mä tein kaiken kuin sä pyysit
nyt sä otat syleilyysi
kun iltaisin oon onneton

Ja ne sanoo mä en tiedä susta yhtään mitään
enkä nää ketä vihata ja kestä pitää
joskus mietin millaista elämä ois ilman
ystävän seuraa

Joo, sä oot mun ystävä
esittelet mulle tyyppejä
ja sitten kerrot, miten ne mua kommentoi
niin julmasti jotkut voi
sä tajuat mun kyyneleet

Ja ne sanoo mä en tiedä susta yhtään mitään
enkä nää ketä vihata ja kestä pitää
joskus mietin millaista elämä ois ilman
ystävän seuraa, ystävän seuraa

Ja tänään mä kuulin sä kerroit taas kaikille
juttujas, ne oli melkein kuin valheita
mä oon vaiti sä tulet mun luokse
ja kysyt haluunko vai olla taas yksinäinen

Ja ne sanoo mä en tiedä susta yhtään mitään
enkä nää ketä vihata ja kestä pitää
joskus mietin millaista elämä ois ilman
ystävän seuraa, ystävän seuraa

[x] Jouluna meillä on oikea metsästä tai jostain muualta hankittu kuusi
[ x ja se tuoksuu hyvältä, ihan joululta
[ ] ei vaan aika pahalta mutta kyllä se hieno on silti
[ ] Meillä on kylläkin muovikuusi
[ ] itse asiassa meillä on useampi kuin yksi kuusi
[x] se on hauskaa
[x] Me leivotaan jouluksi pipareita
[ ] joista tykkään paljon
[x] varsinkin taikinasta
[x] Joulutortut ovat herkkua

[x] etenkin vastapaistettuina
[x] Kaikki perheeni jäsenet ovat jouluihmisiä
[ ] mutta minä ehkä eniten
[x] Olen jo ostanut joululahjat
[x] perheenjäsenille
[] kavereille
[] sukulaisille
[] Minä en kyllä aio ostaa joululahjoja
[] koska minulla ei ole rahaa
[] ei vaan koska en vain osta, en ole koskaan ostanut

[x] Aattoaamuna katson Joulupukin kuumalinjan
[x] Meillä on jouluperinteitä
[] ja joulusauna totta kai
[] Joulupuuroa syödään
[x] ja kinkkua of course
[ ] ei vaan kalkkunaa
[ ] molempiapas
[x] ja laatikkoja on tarjolla
[x] porkkana-
[x] lanttu-

[x] ja perunalaatikkoa
[ ] mutta minä en kyllä tykkää mistään niistä
[] rosolliakin
[x] punajuurisalaattia
[x] ja erilaisia juustoja
[x] ja kaikenlaista muutakin
[x] Rasvainen kinkku paras kinkku
[x] vaikka kiloja kertyykin aikamoisesti
[ ] odotan joulua jo hyvissä ajoin
[ ] ja se myös näkyy ja kuuluu

[x] Rakastan joulujuhlia ja pikkujouluja
[x] Glögi on hyvää
[x] ei vaan hehku
[x] molemmat on aika herkkua
[x] Konvehdit on hyviä
[x] etenkin Pandan juhlakonvehdit
[] Pandan juhlakonvehdit ovat kylläkin pyllystä minun mielestäni
[ ] Toivon jotain joululahjaksi
[ ] ja luulen saavani haluamani
[ ] Lahjalistani on pitkä

[] ei vaan lyhyt
[x] Meillä on kauniita joulukoristeita
[x] rakastan niitä
[x] ja niitä on paljon
[x] Joulukellojen ääni on kaunis
[ x] ja tonttulakin kulkusen kilinä musiikkia korvilleni
[x] Olen nähnyt ihka oikean tontun
[x] Lahjojen paketointi on mukavaa
[x] ja samalla on kiva kuunnella joulubiisejä
[x] ah se on niin jouluista

[x] Harmittaa kun pitää kerätä joulukoristeet pois ja viskata kuusi mäkeen
[x] vaikka toisaalta, kuka sanoo että niin on pakko tehdä?
[x] joo, taidankin jättää koristeet paikoilleen loppiaisen jälkeenkin
[] Paras joululaulu on "Joulupukki matkaan jo käy"
[x] Jouluelokuvia on pakko katsoa vaikka ne eivät olisikaan niin hyviä
[] Paras joululeffa on "Mutta mitä tapahtui joulupukille?"
[] Ei vaan The Grinch
[] koska Grinch on niin hurmaava
[x] ei vaan paras joululeffa on joku muu
[x] Jouluvalot pannaan ikkunaan hyvissä ajoin

[] Jouluna me tilataan aina Yves Rocherilta piparkakkusuihkugeeliä
[] ja vähän muutakin jouluista
[] Minulla on kännykässä joulusoittari
[] tai ainakin kohta on
[] Jouluna muistelen niitä aikoja, kun poika nimeltä Jeesus syntyi Beetlehemissä siinä tallissa
[x] En pahemmin funtsi kyseistä hemmoa jouluisin
[x] koska eihän Jeesus edes syntynyt kyseisenä päivänä
[] tiedän tämän, tähtien asennoista on laskettu
[x] Tärkeintä joulussa on tunnelma
[x] ja rauha.

auta kissaa valloituksessa!
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Juice Leskinen - Kaksoiselämää

Missä se määritellään
kuinka paljon kenenkin täytyy sietää
Yksi saa oikeudekseen
loukata ja toisen täytyy ymmärtää

Väittävät et joskus mä muistutan sua
Sellaisen en tahtois antaa tapahtua
Enemmän kuin liikaa mä tehnyt olen
etten sinuksi muuttuis

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[x] Suudellut miestä
[ ] Suudellut naista
[x] Käynyt huussissa
[x] Ratsastanut kamelilla
[x] Harjannut kissaa
[x] Ollut jälki-istunnossa
[x] Lyönyt kaveria
[ ] Halannut naapuria
[x] Juonut samppanjaa
[ ] Heittänyt televisiota ikkunasta
[x] Yöpynyt hotellissa
[ ] Käynyt Amerikassa
[x] Puhdistanut wc-pönttöä
[x] Käynyt Puuhamaassa
[ ] Polskutellut Serenassa
[x] Valehdellut äidilleni
[ ] Ollut musiikkivideossa
[ ] Tanssinut napatanssia
[ ] Varastanut
[ ] Kokeillut isäsi pitkiä kalsareita
[x] Valvonut koko yön
[x] Rikkonut ikkunan
[x] Sanonut "rakastan sinua"
[x] Ollut rippileirillä
[x] Nukkunut villasukat jalassa
[x] Syönyt kuivattuja banaanilastuja
[x] Mokannut kotitalouden tunnilla
[x] Tehnyt yli 80€ kännykkälaskun
[ ] Leikannut koiran kynsiä
[x] Ajanut traktorilla
[x] Tilannut taksin
[ ] Yrittänyt iskeä itseäsi yli 7 vuotta vanhempaa ihmistä
[ ] Ajanut viiksiä
[x] Pureskellut kynsiä
[x] Soittanut pilapuheluita
[ ] Ollut Ankkarockissa
[x] Rikkonut lupaustasi
[ ] Ollut moottoripyörän kyydissä
[x] Nukkunut samassa sängyssä samaa sukupuolta olevan henkilön kanssa
[x] Uinut vaatteet päällä
[x] Kuunnellut klassista musiikkia
[ ] Ajanut pyörällä laiturilta järveen
[x] Röyhtäissyt ruokapöydässä
[x] Koskenut sähkölankaan eli paimenpoikaan
[x] Nielaissut jääpalan
[x] Tippunut ponin selästä
[ ] Ollut vaahtobileissä
[ ] Lähettänyt viestiä mtv3 chattiin
[x] Soittanut väärään numeroon
[x] Oksentanut puskaan
[ ] Vilautellut julkisilla paikoilla
[x] Halannut julkkista
[x] Itkenyt ilman mitään syytä
[ ] Laskenut pulkalla katolta
[x] Nostanut lippua salkoon
[ ] Ollut järjestämässä discoa
[ ] Saanut turpaan tuntemattomalta
[x] Matkustanut peräkontissa
[x] Siivonnut lattialta oksennusta
[x] Kävellyt yli 10cm koroilla
[ ] Karannut kotoa
[ ] Tilannut Mix-lehteä
[x] Saanut 5 kokeesta
[ ] Käynyt eduskuntatalossa
[ ] Pelannut kännykällä kirkossa
[ ] Vastannut seuranhakuilmoitukseen
[x] Nähnyt kaupassa julkkista
[ ] Pelännyt hämähäkkejä
[ ] Kirjoittanut Reginaan
[ ] Ollut puolukassa
[ ] Laulanut kun olet ollut kävelyllä ja kuvitellut ettei kukaan kuule...
[ ] Hypännyt 10 metristä pää edellä
[ ] Liftannut
[x] Kerännyt mansikoita
[ ] Ajanut mopolla päin seinää
[x] Seisonut hevosen selässä
[x] Käynyt navetassa (Oisinkohan mahtanu käydä? ;) )
[ ] Kokeillut vanhusten vaippoja
[x] Esittänyt Güntheria
[ ] Juonut pepsiä ja maitoa sekaisin
[x] Tuntenut mielisairasta
[ ] Hypännyt benjihyppyä
[ ] Ollut yksin lentokoneessa
[x] Eksynyt kaupungille
[ ] Hävittänyt laukun Linnanmäellä
[ ] Koulussa tiputtanut terveyssiteen lattialle
[x] Laulanut mikrofoniin
[ ] Laittanut metalliesinettä mikroon tai muuta mitä sinne ei saisi laittaa
[x] Astunut lehmän paskaan
[x] Nielaissut purukumia
[ ] Ollut/vieraillut vankilassa
[x] Itkenyt itseäsi uneen
[x] Tykännyt The Rasmuksesta
[x] Täyttänyt 14 vuotta
[ ] Käynyt psykiatrilla
[x] Seurustellut yli 20 kymppisen kanssa
[ ] Keräillyt kaljapullojen korkkeja
[x] Juonut Hyla-maitoa
[ ] Fanittanut RAW:ta
[ ] Hengittänyt heliumia
[ ] Käyttänyt ripsentaivutinta
[ ] Koskettanut käärmettä
[ ] Juonut kuubalaista drinkkiä
[x] Tehnyt heräteostosta (niitähän ne kaikki on)