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kuulin tänää iha helveti hyvi -.-


Ja huame o ruottin sanakoe vittu saatana.

Siis, miettikää, jos sen nimi ois Eeva- Eeva Eeva ja sit se menis naimisii jonku Eeva-Eevan kanssa, mut pitäis tyttönimensäkin ni siit tulis Eeva-Eeva Eeva-Eeva-Eeva, sitte jos se erois, mut pitäis ton sukunimen ja meniski uudestaa naimisii jonku Eeva-Eevan kans ni siit tulis Eeva-Eeva Eeva-Eeva-Eeva-Eeva-Eeva.



No olkaa sitte Eeva-Eevoja, menkää naimisiin, saakaa lapsia ja tehkää vielä niistäkin Eeva-Eevoja!

:oo

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: you were supposed to say hi!
You: well,sorry
You: :(
You: let me correct my mistake
You: hi !
Stranger: fail again
Stranger: it's not hi !
Stranger: it's hi!
You: well,sorry :(
You: Guess I suck saying hi!
Stranger: do ya suck at other things to?
You: never
Stranger: i do on lolipops:)
You: :D
You: well,have to admit that me too
Stranger: shall we dance?
Stranger: so ya lied to me?
You: how could we dance in omegle?
Stranger: well you dance in your room
You: yep i suck at saying hi! and lollipops,otherwise i'm perfect :)
Stranger: and i in mine
Stranger: are ya perfect :| can i marry you
Stranger: ?
You: why would u marry me?
Stranger: since you are perfect
You: nobody's really perfect, perceft doesn't excist, perfect persons don't have any mistakes in them, so they're not perfect
You: cause there aren't any mistakes
Stranger: you just said you were perfect
You: yep, but it really doesn't excist.
Stranger: so you lied again?
You: but as u can see, i don't suck at lying, cause u always believe me >:D
Stranger: hmm yes yes but still ya lied twice
Stranger: so to make up for that...can i have sex with ya girlfriend?
You: my girlfriend? sorry, not gay.
You: muhaha.
Stranger: how do you mean?
You: well, i'm not dating a girl :D
Stranger: but don't ya have any female friends tha n
You: yep, i have but i guess that their boyfriends wouldn't like that if u sleep with them.
Stranger: maybe not but i think ya friends do :D
You: they would beat u with a baseballbat. :D
You: and with that i mean my friends.
Stranger: why would they do that
Stranger: does that turn them on XD
You: because they dont wanna get laid by u or u suck in bed :D
Stranger: i think they will
Stranger: and its your fault really because you lied
You: well, they will never know that cause at night I'll come to ur room and kill u :D
Stranger: after or before we have sex?
You: looks like u r really in need :D
You: no, we won't
Stranger: i just want to make you happy
You: I'll just put ur body in a closet and let u rotten there :D
Stranger: i might enjoy that
Stranger: but than again you might too
You: why would i enjoy putting a body in a closet? nonono,that won't turn me on
Stranger: since you know that doenst turn you on ya have tried it before
You: no I haven't, but the body is just so loose, i wouldn't like anything loose
Stranger: what do you like then
You: something,emm... dunno :D
You: but loose isn't good
Stranger: that might be right
Stranger: and fat is fat good
You: eww,fat, no, that reminds me of my home economics teacher
Stranger: fat = cushions for pushin
You: we'll thats true too, but still eww.
You: I almost see the sellulite... yack
Stranger: that indeed is ewww
Stranger: but than again i'm fat
You: u r kidding
Stranger: wow how do you know
Stranger: are you stalking me :o
You: evereybody who admits to be.... .- yeh yeah I have cameras all over ur house
You: even in the bathroom.
Stranger: you like seeing me naked?
You: i haven't seen yet, guess that somebody''s broken the cameras
Stranger: i don't think so since im the only one livin here
You: maybe u walked in ur dreams :o
Stranger: you should know you are spying on me
You: well, maybe I know, maybe I won't tell it to u :D
Stranger: alrighty act that way
You: yes i will :D
Stranger: and even if you did ya would probably lie
You: u don't know that!
Stranger: well ya already lied twice
Stranger: actually 3 times
You: btw, my friend says hi to u.

when was the 3rd time?
Stranger: hi friend
Stranger: ya said ya only suck in sayin hi and lolipops
Stranger: somehow i dont belive it ;)
You: why?
Stranger: i think you suck on more things
You: like what?
Stranger: ya thumb in ya sleep
Stranger: icecreams
You: no, i don't suck my thumb, never have
You: u said i lied 3 times, well, 3rd time's the charm :D
You: but i think u suck ur thumb..
Stranger: hmm maybe
Stranger: o yes i do
Stranger: like a lil baby
You: aha, gotcha! :D
Stranger: hahahaha
You: u r laughing at me?
You: Nobody laughs at me!
You: growl.
You: aha, u r scared of me :D
You: and my grunting
Stranger: a lil
Stranger: but it turns me on too
You: okay,very wierd things turn u on :o
Stranger: i know ^^
You: btw,where r u from?
Stranger: ireland :D and you?
You: Finland,.
Stranger: wow coooool
You: I thought that u can't be chinese, cause ur english is so good. :D
You: but i had to make sure of it.
Stranger: hahaha well yours is pretty damn well too
You: I've studied it 7 years so it's a fruit of har work :D
You: hard*
Stranger: wow awesome :p
Stranger: so yours is better than mine i reckon haha
You: :D
And if u live alone I guess that u r over 20 ?
You: it's my sherlockday today x)
You: does sherlock holmes turn u on too? :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
Stranger: wrong hahaha
Stranger: oo yes he does
Stranger: but only on tuesdays
You: so ur 18?
You: 19?
Stranger: 20 ;)
You: Well,that wasn't badly wrong. :D
Stranger: no but a good sherlock has it fully correct
You: Don't u even try to spoil my sherlockday, or.. or I'll find my baseballbat more quickly than than.... than light moves!
Stranger: baseball bats do turn me on too ^^
Stranger: so it's gain for me whatever it twists
You: omfg,what doesn't? :D
Stranger: fat chicks going on top xD
You: okay,so i'll find my old home economics teacher quicklier than light moves:D
Stranger: wow woow noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: that is a horrible thing to do
Stranger: i've been so nice
Stranger: and this is what i get *cries*
You: u r scared, aren't u?
Stranger: hell yea i am
You: and once again the day is saved by the powerpu--- -The sherlock in omgle! :D
Stranger: wow are you a superhero
Stranger: ya must be :o
You: I am, i'm the.. the the girl with the power of home economics teacher!
Stranger: the world is upon thy feet
Stranger: oooo mighty hero
You: I am mighty, and nobody can beat me d
You: :D*
Stranger: *beats ya*
Stranger: bet ya didnt see that one coming
You: except some middle-aged perverts from neatherlands are my weakest part.
You: yes i did, with my super,laser,ultrapower eye.
Stranger: middle aged perverts from the neterlands WTf hahahaha
Stranger: wow amazinggg
You: *beats back with the teacher which is tied up on the aseballbat*
You: well,last night I talked with one and that was scary :D
You: And I'm sure u didn't see that teacherbat coming :D
You: and I'm sure u will lose some sleep tonight and won't get turned on for a while cause after all, the teacher is still hiding there somewhere.
You: remember to feed her.
You: and now your hiding under ur bed so the teacher can't find u, oh c'mon are u a man or a mouse?
come out come out wherever u are :D
You: I'm not really a bad person, I'm a scoutgirl :D
You: okay,now i've said it, happy now?
You: I don't have fangs and I don't maul people alive and then eat them. neither does the teacher.
You: hallooeee? I'm building a boring monologue here...

ARGH, Omegle kaatui.

I'm bored.

www.omegle.com


joku hollantilaine heittää tuol jtn epätoivosta flirttii mul :'D

-jos se ny ees o hollannist.

Tietokonepöydälläni on kissa!

räjäytän muurahaisia.

Huame pilsankoe.
-ei osaaa :(

--->takaisin lukemaan! (takai-sin luont-toon.... )

:p

Kumpaa sinä pelkäät, melua vai rauhaa?
Kumpaa sinä kaihdat, yksinäisyyttä vai laumaa?

Miksi sä itket, kun naapurissa jonkun lapsi nauraa?

Olet syvää vettä, luokse pääsemätön vuori
Unohdettu ullakko, olet titaaninen kuori

Miksi sä itket, kun naapurissa jonkun lapsi nauraa?
Miksi sä itket, kun radiossa joku rakkaudesta laulaa?

Puhu äänellä jonka kuulen,
sanoilla jotka ymmärrän,
runoilla jotka käsitän
Sinuun tarvii tekstityksen,
salaisuuksies selittäjän,
kertojan kaikkitietävän
Puhu äänellä jonka kuulen

Olen yksinkertainen, aina selitystä vailla
Sinä kartta monimutkainen, matka vierahilla mailla

Miksi sä itket, kun radiossa joku rakkaudesta laulaa?

Puhu äänellä jonka kuulen,
sanoilla jotka ymmärrän,
runoilla jotka käsitän
Sinuun tarvii tekstityksen,
salaisuuksies selittäjän,
kertojan kaikkitietävän
Puhu äänellä jonka kuulen

Huame o psykan koe</3
unohin sen toisen asian,mitä mun piti angstata</3
ehkä se oli se, ettei vielkää tietoo teatterist tai kesätöistä</3
en ole varma oliko edellä mainittu se asia,mikä oli angstin aihe</3
ainiin,eipä ollut</3
MESE TILETTÄÄ</3
Tuo se oli </3


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