IRC-Galleria

I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'Steve.'

I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.

You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

I am currently out of office and meeting with Goofy, Mickey & some duck. I can only hope IÂ’m at Disneyland and not some conference.

The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.' [The beauty of it is that when I return, I can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over.]