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Lights, camera, action, scene,
We gonna shoot da video and I am wearin some green,
I'm just waiting for the video camera to roll,
I see a woman walk by about 80 years old,
See da boom operator's he's running outta his stamina,
I'm a walk around and give a pound to da janitor,
I grab a bagel and I'm eating some eggs,
And you can look around the whole set and see what I said...,

[Chorus:]
Did u see that,
I did.
Did u see that,
I did.
You know this rappin's real simple to me
My name is Luda I be rappin bout da shit that I see

It's getting stuffy I'm a walk out the door ,
I see my body guard outside and he is talking to whores,
By the Cadillac grill,
Cadillac truck,
Take her in the back for a Cadillac F***!
Hot cold, streets ice cream man,
Drug dealer caught,
Police van,
Sidekick text, and cell phone calls,
Feels like a midget is kickin my balls.

[Chorus:]
Did u see that,
I did.
Did u see that,
I did.
You know this rappin's real simple to me
My name is Luda I be rappin bout da shit that I see.

I can talk high, I can talk low ,
Got 2 eyes, got 1 nose,
Talk with mouth, walk with feet,
Look both ways before ya cross that, street
So you put a q-tip into your ear,
The objects inside the mirror, closer than they appear
Rap name Luda, real name Cris,
Stupid human tricks, can you do this?

(outro)
It's Luda,
I'm 'boutta make a cell-phone-call
to the 702-414-313-212-818-909-854
Move bitch!
Get out the way I'm gonna make a phone-call, bitch
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Taxi! You see me standin' here in the middle of da street!?
My name is Ludacris
I said my name... It's Ludacris
That's a synonyme for absurdity
The song is over... OVER!
I'm going home... that means the place where I live..