IRC-Galleria

Pakko se on kun on pakko.

Sinä, joka luet tätä,
kuvaile minua yhdellä sanalla.

Siis vain yhdellä,

ja sen jälkeen laita tämä omaan päiväkirjaasi.

Ni, toimi!

# Voter writes down the name of the candidate they would most like to be President.

# Voter writes down the name of the party they most prefer.

# Both names are converted to numbers using the enigma code. These numbers are jumbled at random and added together.

# Voter then thinks of favorite flavor of ice-cream. If their original candidate likes the same flavour, add 1000 onto the previous score. If the candidate does not, deduct 1000 points. These are doubled if the voter has a high perception skill. If the candidate does not eat ice cream because he is a vegan, then a Green Party member has somehow got in and a new election must be called.

# Number is then divided by fifteen and rounded up to one decimal point.

# A +2 die of entanglement is thrown. This figure is multiplied by the first number the voter thought of.

# Voter chooses a card from the deck. If it is a black card, deduct 100. If it is a red card, add 150. If it is a joker, repeat previous step. Aces wild. If the current President is a Republican, all black cards are removed from deck before play.

# This final figure may be skewed by the electoral campaigns, which take the form of painted but otherwise identical monkeys flinging shit at each other.

# On voting day, voter inputs number into RepubliCom voting machine and collects fuel coupons.

# Final tallies are added together for each state, then ignored as the Electorial College decides it with a coin toss.

kulma potku alanko maiden jalka pallo joukkueelle, totesi ottelun pää tuomari jatko ajalla.

Hyvien tapojen vastaisesti tämän päivän ote on muualta intter netistä. Hyvä tarina yhtä kaikki.

"'A VOLUNTEER IN HOUSTON............

THIS IS AN ACCOUNT FROM A VOLUNTEER IN HOUSTON

I arrived at the astrodome only to find out that there are too many volunteers and that volunteers were needed at the George R. Brown Convention Center. As I was walking up to the Convention Center I noticed a line of cars that wrapped around blocks filled with donations. These where ordinary Houstonian's coming with truckloads and trunks full of water, diapers, clothes, blankets, food, all types of good stuff. And lots of it was NEW. I felt that warm fuzzy while helping unload these vehicles of these wonderful human beings. I then went inside the building and noticed approximately 100,000 sq. ft. of clothes, shoes, jackets, toys and all types of goodies all organized and ready for the people in need. I signed up, received a name badge and was on my merry way excited to be useful.

I toured the place to get familiar with my surrounding; the entire place is probably around 2 million sq. ft. I noticed rows as far as the eye can see of mattresses, not cots, BLOW UP MATTRESSES!!! All of which had nice pillows and plenty of blankets. 2 to 3 bottles of water lay on every bed. These full size to queen size beds by the way where comfortable, I laid in one to see for myself. I went to look at the medical area. I couldn't believe what my eyes were seeing!!! A makeshift hospital created in 24 hours!!! It was unbelievable, they even had a pharmacy. I also noticed that they created showers, which would also have hot water. I went upstairs to the third floor to find a HUGE cafeteria created in under 24 hours! Rows of tables, chairs and food everywhere - enough to feed an army!

So that was the layout: great food, comfy beds, clean showers, free medical help, by the way there was a library, and a theatre room I forgot to mention. Great stuff right????

Well here is what happened on my journey -

I started by handing out COLD water bottles to evacuees as they got off the bus. Many would take them and only 20% or less said thank you. Lots of them would shake their heads and ask for sodas! So this went on for about 20-30 minutes until I was sick of being an unappreciated servant. I figured certainly these folks would appreciate some good!!! So I went upstairs to serve these evacuees some GOOD food.

Evacuees came slowly to receive this mountain of food! I tell them that we have 2 types of great deli sandwiches to choose from - ham and turkey. Many look at the food in disgust and DEMAND burgers, pizza, and even McDonalds!!!! Only 1 out of ten people who took something would say "thank you" the rest took items as if it was their God given right to be served . They would ask for Beer and liquor. They complained that we didn't have good enough food. They treated us volunteers as if we where SLAVES. No not all of them of course...but 70% did!!!!!! 20% were appreciative, 10% took the food without any comment and the other 70% had some disgusting comment to say. Some had the nerve to laugh at us. A needless to say I was in utter shock. They would eat their food and leave the mess on the table... some would pick up their stuff many would leave it for the volunteers to pick up.

I saw many young ladies carrying mattresses and I helped for a while. Then I realized something...their where hundreds of able bodied young men who could help!! I asked a group of young evacuees in their teens and early twenties to help. One said "We just lost our ****ing homes and you want us to work!!" The next said "Ya Cracker, you got a home we don't" I looked at them in disbelief.

If immigrants, who come here, can work and become successful... CAN'T THE MAJORITY OF THE HOMEGROWN DO IT!!! If we continue to reward these losers then we will soon destroy our great country. I just witnessed selfish, arrogant, unappreciative behavior by the very people who need help the most. Now these same people who cursed me, refused my generosity, refuse to help themselves are now DEMANDING handouts on their terms!

I think it's time that we demand work for relief and stop this cycle of behavior which is going to spread in our city which already has enough of these problems.. It's this behavior which has caused these 'REFUGEES' to be in the situation presently in and they will continue to be ,until they learn that work is rewarded and laziness brings nothing... It's sickening to hear the press act as if it's noble to be a poor person. IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP AMERICA!!"

What we might need is just somebody to take out the trash and, maybe, evolution/nature is doing that in ways that we don't understand and may cause us to have to suffer through so we can see a better day. Maybe this all seems utopian and will never happen but if that's the case. I believe human civilization will be just a blink of the Earth's existence because we are giving way to the destruction of it by not enforcing the right moral fiber in people."

Brr...

Muistatko, sinä joka juuri luet tätä tekstiä ja tunnet minut, miten eräässä kuvassa minulla oli ihkusälänä hienonhieno rusetti? Minä muistan (ehkä!) mutta muistatko sinä? Oleppa hyvä ja tilaa minulle uusi rusetti että tiedän sinun muistelleen meidän kaveruuttamme <3
Sitten kopioi omaankin päiväkirjaasi. :)

yleisesti on tiedossa, että piin desimaaleista löytyvät kaikki mahdolliset kokonaislukukombinaatiot. ehdotankin siksi, että yksinkertaistamisen vuoksi luvut esitetään tästä lähtien muodossa π(a,b), missä a=indeksi, josta laskeminen aloitetaan ja b=numeroiden määrä luvussa. kokonaislukua 3 ei siis huomioida.

hyvää vuotta π(8623,4).

mulla on tylsää.

i found myself going away
never wanting to go back again
leaving all my thoughts behind
searching for some new ones inside

i found myself
i found myself
i found myself
I found myself
I Found myself
I Found Myself
I FOUND MYSELF
I FOUND MYSEEEEEEEEEEEEEELF


miksen mää oo kuunnellu näitä piisejä niiiiin pitkään aikaan... >:/

ensiferum on sittenkin ihan kuunneltavaa.

oon kipeenä, mun ei tarvi mennä kouluun!!1 vähä siistii. :DDd

biisi on selkeästi

Youssou N'Dour - So Many Men

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