Had to call the cops yesterday, 'cause some fucking idiots were shooting rockets at half past eleven in the evening and I was going to work at half past five.
Fucking New Year.
Great feeling, now sum sleep.
And now some quotes from the best British show ever:
"Putting up a tent is like making love to a beautiful women. First you've got to lay her out, put up your pole and slip into the old bag." (Swiss Tony)
"Director: Chip? Take five - we need to reset the wire.
Chip: Set meself on fire? Alright." (Chip Cobb, the deaf stuntman)
And to you that didn't know, the show's name is The Fast shoW.
All hail the carrots!