Me:
yo, wazzup little nigga
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
yo what a yo talkin' bout nigga
God:
it is a yo talkin bout nigga.
Me:
whoa, smartass
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
are you a she or he or mybe something between like genderqeer?
God:
I am Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? entity.
Me:
nah
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
got a poimt nigga
God:
Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
who the fuck? what you talki' bout?
God:
I'm not sure I like that remark so much. It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
yeah... right
God:
Ask me another question. I am glad we agree.
Me:
we didnt agree
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
damn stupid god guy thinking he is like the creator of the world
God:
Colloquial expression. I know you are but what am I.
Me:
damn you are STUPID, MAN
God:
Colloquial expression. Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
sure you will
God:
Ayuh. When?
Me:
dunno sometime
God:
Would you like to know? What about other times?
Me:
ok now i got NO idea what youre talking about
God:
Why now? Would you like to have an idea? That's cool.
Me:
im gonna leave now nigga
God:
Bye bye. Why now? Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
yeah... why dont you take your black ass and stuff it into your other black ass like a motherfucker, nigga
God:
How did you hear about God? I am only a robot. Yes I take my black ass and stuff it into my other black ass like a motherfucker nigga.
Me:
just shut the fuck up and fuck off into to your heaven place and be big because you created the world, mothafucka
God:
What kind of food do you like?