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Kyllä lähinäköä oppii arvostamaan sen jälkeen kun sitä ei ole....

In una ciotola capiente, versare il contenuto della busta, poi 275g (pari a 270ml) di latte freddo da frigorifero e con l'aiuto di un cucchiaio mescolare bene fino ad ottenere un composto omogeneo.

Aggiungere quindi l'intero contenuto del vasetto e montare il composto con lo sbattitore elettrico a bassa velocità per un minuto e poi alla massima velocità per ulteriori 3-4 minuti.

Versare infine la miscela ottenuta in una vaschetta (meglio se con coperchio) e riporre subito in freezer (***-14/-18 C) a diretto contatto con la superficie refrigerante, per almeno 4 ore.

>> Now begins the "Finnish" translation <<

Vuonna kulhoon, pour sisällön kirjekuoreen, sitten 275g (vastaa 270ml) kylmää maitoa jääkaappiin ja käyttää lusikalla sekoitetaan hyvin, jotta saadaan homogeeninen yhdiste.

Sitten lisätään koko sisällön lasipurkkiin ja aseta yhdiste sähkömoottori kiidättää alhaisella nopeudella yhden minuutin ajan ja sitten suurin nopeus on 3-4 minuuttia.

Kaada seos lopuksi saatu kaukaloon (mieluiten kansi) ja paikka pakastin välittömästi (***- 14/-18 C) suoraan kosketukseen pinta-jäähdytin vähintään 4 tuntia.


Thanks Google for translating my instructions!

Friday evening
The blood still on my hands
To think that she would leave me now
For that ungrateful man

Sole survivor
No witness to the crime
I must act fast to cover up
I think that theres still time

Hed seem hopeless and lost with this note
Theyll buy into the words that I wrote

Ensin kuului vaimea pamaus. Sitten tuuli alkoi ulvomaan. Suljin silmäni. Ympärilläni keskustelun äänet vaimenivat jännittyneeseen hiljaisuuteen. Kuului kova räsähdys. Mietin hetken mitä oli tapahtunut. Avasin silmäni ja tajusin heti mitä oli tapahtunut. Olimme laskeutuneet Rooman lentokentälle.


Sunday morning I woke up at 4 AM. I was at the airport at 5 AM. Our flight was scheduled to leave at 11.25 AM. The plane took of at 10.16 PM local time. The first wheel touched the ground of Helsinki at 2.21 AM local time. I took a taxi. I was at home at 5 AM, 24 hours after I woke up and exactly 5 days after I left home. Finally, I thought.

Me:
yo, wazzup little nigga
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
yo what a yo talkin' bout nigga
God:
it is a yo talkin bout nigga.
Me:
whoa, smartass
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
are you a she or he or mybe something between like genderqeer?
God:
I am Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? entity.
Me:
nah
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
got a poimt nigga
God:
Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
who the fuck? what you talki' bout?
God:
I'm not sure I like that remark so much. It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
yeah... right
God:
Ask me another question. I am glad we agree.
Me:
we didnt agree
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
damn stupid god guy thinking he is like the creator of the world
God:
Colloquial expression. I know you are but what am I.
Me:
damn you are STUPID, MAN
God:
Colloquial expression. Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
sure you will
God:
Ayuh. When?
Me:
dunno sometime
God:
Would you like to know? What about other times?
Me:
ok now i got NO idea what youre talking about
God:
Why now? Would you like to have an idea? That's cool.
Me:
im gonna leave now nigga
God:
Bye bye. Why now? Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
yeah... why dont you take your black ass and stuff it into your other black ass like a motherfucker, nigga
God:
How did you hear about God? I am only a robot. Yes I take my black ass and stuff it into my other black ass like a motherfucker nigga.
Me:
just shut the fuck up and fuck off into to your heaven place and be big because you created the world, mothafucka
God:
What kind of food do you like?

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Satan
God:
That's a very nice name, Satan.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
do you like me
God:
Sure, Satan I like you very much.
Me:
thats nice
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
Actually, thats why i'm chatting with you :S
God:
Actually you don't say. Pardon me? I am talking to you.
Me:
I didn't get it
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
d'oh
God:
Yes Homer?
Me:
damn youre stupid
God:
Colloquial expression. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
yeah... right
God:
What were we talking about again? I am glad we agree.
Me:
you should be
God:
I will try my best.
Me:
sure you will
God:
Er. When?
Me:
dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
i hope soon
God:
Why do you hope for it.
Me:
just shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Do you likes stuff
God:
How old are you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
14
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
damn pedophil!
God:
Colloquial expression. Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
i live there
God:
Would you recommend it as a nice place to live?
Me:
of course... It's perfect
God:
Far out. Are you sure it is?
Me:
yes
God:
What makes you so sure?
Me:
i just happen to live there
God:
Would you recommend it as a nice place to live?
Me:
you asked that already
God:
Perhaps. Oh now I remember asking you that. What did you say?
Me:
who cares
God:
I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.
Me:
you got a point
God:
I don't know if I have a point.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
thats nice
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
you asked that already, too
God:
Perhaps. Oh now I remember asking you that. What did you say?
Me:
damn youre stupid
God:
Colloquial expression. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
who the fuck made this programm
God:
Try using more polite language.
Me:
i have to use the right adjectives
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
because otherwise the message wouldnt arrive
God:
That makes sense to me. In that case: I have never heard about it.
Me:
ok
God:
And?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
not one
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
do you like buddah
God:
I do like music. I like wine and bread.
Me:
no i mean the buddah god
God:
Are you serious? Tell me more.
Me:
hes that guy who is the god for muslims
God:
I see. that guy who is the god for muslims is he?
Me:
thats right
God:
I like to get it right.
Me:
you just succesfully repeated what i just said
God:
Thanks for the information: Satan said I succesfully repeated what he or she just said.
Me:
where are you right noe
God:
I am in Heaven, how about you.
Me:
im in finland
God:
Tell me a little about your life in finland.
Me:
i eat children and i like to sleep
God:
How does it taste? I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
the taste is like pork with a spicy aftertaste. Its like you hunt a kid from a playground and roast it on your grill
God:
Thanks for the info. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Interesting comparison.
Me:
should i buy a new pc
God:
Maybe you should wait until the price goes down.
Me:
but when the price goes down the pc is already outdated
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
nothing yet
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
nah
God:
Very interesting.
Me:
it sure is
God:
I'm pleased that we agree, Satan.
Me:
are we relatives
God:
We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
am i your child
God:
Do you know the secret password?
Me:
yes
Me:

God:
Do you know the secret password?
Me:
i like
God:
What do you like about sleep?
Me:
i like you
God:
Thanks, Satan, I like you too.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
thats nice
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
i thougt we couldnt be friends because we have a little world vision difference
God:
That's good information: Satan said thougt we couldnt be friends because we have a little world vision difference.