Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Satan
God:
That's a very nice name, Satan.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
do you like me
God:
Sure, Satan I like you very much.
Me:
thats nice
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
Actually, thats why i'm chatting with you :S
God:
Actually you don't say. Pardon me? I am talking to you.
Me:
I didn't get it
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
d'oh
God:
Yes Homer?
Me:
damn youre stupid
God:
Colloquial expression. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
yeah... right
God:
What were we talking about again? I am glad we agree.
Me:
you should be
God:
I will try my best.
Me:
sure you will
God:
Er. When?
Me:
dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
i hope soon
God:
Why do you hope for it.
Me:
just shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Do you likes stuff
God:
How old are you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
14
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
damn pedophil!
God:
Colloquial expression. Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
i live there
God:
Would you recommend it as a nice place to live?
Me:
of course... It's perfect
God:
Far out. Are you sure it is?
Me:
yes
God:
What makes you so sure?
Me:
i just happen to live there
God:
Would you recommend it as a nice place to live?
Me:
you asked that already
God:
Perhaps. Oh now I remember asking you that. What did you say?
Me:
who cares
God:
I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.
Me:
you got a point
God:
I don't know if I have a point.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
thats nice
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
you asked that already, too
God:
Perhaps. Oh now I remember asking you that. What did you say?
Me:
damn youre stupid
God:
Colloquial expression. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
who the fuck made this programm
God:
Try using more polite language.
Me:
i have to use the right adjectives
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
because otherwise the message wouldnt arrive
God:
That makes sense to me. In that case: I have never heard about it.
Me:
ok
God:
And?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
not one
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
do you like buddah
God:
I do like music. I like wine and bread.
Me:
no i mean the buddah god
God:
Are you serious? Tell me more.
Me:
hes that guy who is the god for muslims
God:
I see. that guy who is the god for muslims is he?
Me:
thats right
God:
I like to get it right.
Me:
you just succesfully repeated what i just said
God:
Thanks for the information: Satan said I succesfully repeated what he or she just said.
Me:
where are you right noe
God:
I am in Heaven, how about you.
Me:
im in finland
God:
Tell me a little about your life in finland.
Me:
i eat children and i like to sleep
God:
How does it taste? I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
the taste is like pork with a spicy aftertaste. Its like you hunt a kid from a playground and roast it on your grill
God:
Thanks for the info. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Interesting comparison.
Me:
should i buy a new pc
God:
Maybe you should wait until the price goes down.
Me:
but when the price goes down the pc is already outdated
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
nothing yet
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
nah
God:
Very interesting.
Me:
it sure is
God:
I'm pleased that we agree, Satan.
Me:
are we relatives
God:
We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
am i your child
God:
Do you know the secret password?
Me:
yes
Me:
God:
Do you know the secret password?
Me:
i like
God:
What do you like about sleep?
Me:
i like you
God:
Thanks, Satan, I like you too.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
thats nice
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
i thougt we couldnt be friends because we have a little world vision difference
God:
That's good information: Satan said thougt we couldnt be friends because we have a little world vision difference.
