"Grog is a great mixture which contains one
or more of the following:
-kerosene
-propylene glycol
-artificial sweeteners
-sulphuric acid
-rum
-acetone
-red dye #2
-scumm
-axle grease
-battery acid
- and/or pepperoni
As you can probably imagine it's one of the
most caustic volatile substances known to man.
The stuff eats through these mugs and the cook is
losing a fortune replacing them."
"Leave us to our Grog!"