IRC-Galleria

NÄITÄ ASIOITA KAIPAAN:
[ ] Ex-tyttö-tai poikaystävää
[x] Viime kesää
[x] Rippijuhliani
[x] Kuollutta sukulaistani
[x] Jotain vaatekappaletta joka ei enää mahdu päälleni
[] Jotain vaatekappaletta joka meni rikki
[x] Aikoja, jolloin kaikki oli vielä hyvin
[x] ..että joku välittää
[x] Se että saa olla yksin ja omassa rauhassa

MINULLA ON/MINÄ OLEN:
[] Yli 100 e käteisenä lompakossa
[x] Vain alle 10 e käteisenä lompakossa
[x] Mesekeskusteluja auki
[] Meikatut kasvot juuri nyt
[x] Ja paljastava tissitoppi päälläni
[] Ei, vaan aikansa elänyt äitini lahjoittama villapaita
[] Ihana harrastus, jonka kanssa vietän lähes joka päivä aikaa
[x] Niin hauskoja ja päättömiä ideoita, että joskus itsekin ihmettelen mistä keksin ne
[] ...no ei, olen niin tylsä...
[x] Yksi todella hyvä tyyppi mesessä, jonka jutuille nauran aina
[x] ... ja hän on poika
[] ...ei, vaan tyttö
[] Sipsiä ja karkkia nyt lähettyvilläni
[] Dietti kesken
[] Luokanvalvoja/ryhmänohjaaja, joka saa pinnani kiristymään päivä päivältä enemmän
[x] Noloja muistoja lapsuudesta
[x] Huimannut niin, että on pitänyt pistää makuulle
[] Pyörtynyt
[x] Itkettänyt jonkun pojan vuoksi
[x] ...olisin voinut vaikka lyödä häntä turpaan!
[x] Ainakin kaksi lävistystä
[x] Poreallas kotona
[] ...ei, vaan jättitrampoliini
[] suunnitelmia ensi viikonlopulle

OLETKO KOSKAAN
Istunut Poliisi autossa ?
- en
Tullut umpikännissä kotiin aamulla ?
- en
Pussannut jotakuta hetken mielijohteesta ?
- en
Kontannut koulun lattialla ?
- monesti ^^
Poiminut sieniä ?
- en
Juossut todella henkesi edestä ?
- en oikeassa elämässä
Murtautunut autoon ?
- en
Unohtanut jotakin lentokoneeseen ?
- lentokoneessa koskaan ollukaan...
Pussannut serkkuasi ?
- en...kai o.O
Kaatunut kenkien takia ?
- kyllä
Polskutellut Serenassa ?
- en
Stripannut ?
- en
Uinut vaatteet päällä ?
- en muista
Laulanut mikrofoniin ?
- Kyllä!
Itkenyt koulussa ?
- kyllä
Ollut masentunut ?
-en
Oksentanut ihmisen päälle?
- en
Purrut kissaa, kun se on purrut sinua ?
- en
Mennyt viemään roskia ja heittänyt roskasäiliöön vahingossa roskapussin sijaan oman laukkusi?
- en
Kaatunut skootterilla ?
- en
Heilunut jossakin alusvaatteillasi?
-juu
Liukastunut banaanin kuoreen?
- en
Pessyt ikkunoita ?
- en
Maistanut mustekalaa ?
- en
Ollut ambulanssissa ?
- en
Kummat on söpömpiä blondit vai tummat?
- tummat
Inhoatko ketään tällä hetkellä?
-kyllä
Rakastatko ketään juuri nyt?
- kyllä
Rakastaako sinua kukaan tällä hetkellä?
- kyllä
Ikävöitkö ketään?
- kyllä
Oletko mustasukkainen?
- olen
Mitä odotat tällä hetkellä eniten?
- koulua
Mitä teet v-loppuisin?
-riippuu
Oletko hyvä koulussa?
- en
Mitä kouluaineita vihaat?
- matematiikkaa
Oletko koskaan rakastunut ensisilmäyksellä?
- olen
Onko sinulla webkamera?
- on
Kuinka pitkä olet?
- 158cm kai
Mitä vihaat itsessäsi?
- määräilyä
Asuisitko mielellään maalla vai kaupungissa?
- maalla
Lempinumerosi?
- 13
Onko sinulla yhtään sellaista salaisuutta mitä ei kukaan muu tiedä kun sinä?
-on
Mitä harrastat?
- kavereiden kanssa hengailua ja datailua
Kuinka aikasin menet yleensä nukkumaan?
- jos kello 1 on aikaisin
Horoskooppisi?
-jousimies
Omistatko mitään kulkuneuvoo?
- pyörän
Onko sinulla saldoa puhelimessa?
- ei
Onko puhelimessasi turhia numeroita?
- on
Mitä kaikkea yleensä teet kun oot koneella?
-mesetän ja olen galleriassa ja kuvakkeessa
Onko sinulla meseä?
- on
Mitä ajattelet juuri nyt?
-mikä on seuraava kysymys
Paljonko kello on juuri nyt?
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Onnea! Tiedän että kuulet onnitteluni sinne missä olet <3 Rakastan sinua

1. kuukausi

Äiti, olen vain noin parikymmentä senttiä pitkä, mutta minulla on kaikki elimet. Rakastan ääntäsi. Joka kerta kun kuulen sen, heiluttelen käsiäni ja jalkojani. Sydämesi syke on lempi unilauluni.

2. kuukausi

Äiti, tänään opin imemään peukaloani. Jos näkisit minut, voisit sanoa että olen selvästi vauva. En ole vielä kuitenkaan tarpeeksi iso selviytymään kotini ulkopuolella. Täällä on niin mukavaa ja lämmintä.

3. kuukausi

Arvaa mitä äiti! Minä olen tyttö! Toivottavasti se tekee sinut onnelliseksi. Haluan sinun olevan aina onnellinen. En tykkää siitä kun itket, kuulostat niin surulliselta. Se tekee minut surulliseksi myös ja itken kanssasi vaikket kuulekaan minua.

4. kuukausi

Äiti, hiukseni ovat alkaneet kasvamaan. Ne ovat melko lyhyet ja ohuet, mutta sitä kasvaa vielä paljon enemmän. Käytän paljon aikaani harjoittelemalla. Osaan kääntää päätäni ja heilutella sormiani ja varpaitani ja venytellä käsiäni ja jalkojani. Olen myöskin aika hyvä siinä.

5. kuukausi

Kävit taas lääkärillä. Äiti, hän valehteli sinulle. Hän sanoi etten ole vauva. Minä olen vauva, sinun vauvasi. Ajattelen ja tunnen. Äiti, mikä on abortti?

6. kuukausi

Kuulen taas sen lääkärin äänen. En pidä hänestä, hän vaikuttaa kylmältä ja sydämettömältä. Jotain tunkeutuu kotiini. Lääkäri kutsui sitä neulaksi. Äiti, mikä se on? Se polttaa! Laita hänet lopettamaan! En pääse karkuun siltä! Äiti! Auta minua!!

7. kuukausi

Äiti, olen kunnossa. Olen Jumalan sylissä. Hän kertoi minulle abortista. Mikset sinä halunnut minua äiti?

Jokainen abortti on Yksi pysäytetty sydän enemmän. Kaksi silmää lisää jotka eivät koskaan tule näkemään. Kaksi kättä lisää jotka eivät tule koskaan koskemaan. Kaksi jalkaa lisää jotka eivät koskaan tule juoksemaan. Yksi suu lisää joka ei tule koskaan puhumaan. Ole kiltti, kuka tahansa oletkin joka luet tätä merkintää, laita tämä omaan päiväkirjaasi!

Poika kysyi isältä: "Isä, mitenkäs tämä yhteiskuntajuttu niiku toimii ja mitä siihen kuuluu?"

Isä istahti pojan viereen ja vastasi: "No, otetaampa esimerkiksi tämä meidän perhe:

Isä tuo rahan tähän yhteiskuntaan, joten olen markkinatalous.
Äiti kuluttaa rahat ja päättää asioista täällä, niin hän on hallitus.

Lastenhoitajamme on kodin ylläpitäjä, joten hän on yritykset.

Ajamme sinun etujasi, niin sinä olet kansalainen.

Pikkuveljesi on maamme tulevaisuus."

Hetken vielä rupateltuaan päättivät isä ja poika mennä nukkumaan. Yöllä poika heräsi pikkuveljensä itkuun, sillä tälle oli tullut kakat vaippaan. Poika lähti vanhempiensa huoneeseen ja näki äidin nukkuvan sikeästi, mutta isä oli poissa.

Poika meni lastenhoitajan oven taakse ja katsoi ovenreiästä. Hän näki isän siellä voimistelevan lastenhoitajan päällä. Poika sitten koputti ovea, ei vastausta. Koputti uudelleen, ei vastausta. Poika päätti mennä takaisin nukkumaan.

Seuraavana aamuna poika meni sanomaan isälleen: "Isä, luulen, että olen ymmärtänyt tämän yhteiskunta jutun."

Sitten isä jälleen istahti pojan viereen ja sanoi: "Hyvä! kerroppas nyt ihan omin sanoin sitten."

Ja poika vastasi: "Kun hallitus nukkuu sikeästi, niin markkinatalous panee yrityksiä, eikä kansalaisia huomioida ollenkaan kun maamme tulevaisuus on kaulaansa myöten paskassa."

Haaste

Listaa alle niiden ihmisen nimet, jotka ovat viimeksi kommentoineet OLETUSKUVAASI ja haasta sitten heidät tähän samaan, mutta ÄLÄ KATSO KYSYMYKSIÄ ETUKÄTEEN! Lopuksi vastaa kysymyksiin numeroiden perusteella.

1. ^^Niina
2. tsääntökrääs
3. kuntakinte
4. koga
5. katepillar


(Onnea ja menestystä Nyt siis omat vastaukseni. Älä kurki ennen kun oot tehny tän ite!)

Mistä tunnet nelosen?
- Memmun syndeillä tavattiin :3

Tiedätkö kakkosen sukunimen?
- Nurmi

Koska olet viimeksi tavannut ykkösen?
-Shellillä perjantaina

Onko kolmonen sinua vanhempi vai nuorempi?
- vanhenpi :)

Missä vitonen asuu?
- Pihtputtaalla

Kirjoita lyhyt runo nelosesta?
- mukava kanssas jutustella ja ehkä hiukan hassutella :>

Oletko nähnyt ykkösen vanhempia?
- jup

Oletko koskaan yöpynyt vitosen luona?
- eeen

-Onko kakkonen koskaan yöpynyt sinun luonasi?
- eip :D

Oletko seurustellut kolmosen kanssa?
-hmm.. en oo Nellin kans kyl 8(

Miten ykkönen oli pukeutunut, kun ensimmäisen kerran tapasitte?
- todennäköisesti vaatteisiin

Oletko koskaan itkenyt kakkosen nähden?
- JOO! tai niin se väittää x/

Kenet heistä tunnet parhaiten?
- hmmm... en tiiä :s

Entäs huonoiten?
- en tiiä o_O

Onko kakkonen sinulle tärkeä?
- on :)

Oletko ollut ikinä 4 luona?
- en 8( (vielä! khihihii)

Mitä kolmonen tuo sinulle ekana mieleen?
- isosleirin 8)

JOS SAISIT MINUT SINUN HUONEESEEN
LUKITTUNA 24 TUNNIKSI JA SAISIT TEHDÄ KANSSANI IHAN MITÄ VAIN, MITÄ TEKISIT?
JÄTÄ KOMMENTTI JA SITTEN KOPIOI TÄMÄ OMAAN PÄIVÄKIRJAASI
JA KATSO MITÄ MUUT SANOVAT SAATAT YLLÄTTYÄ..
JOS ET VASTAA JA KOPIOI TÄTÄ NIIN OLET VALITTETAVASTI PELKURI.... <3

Näin se kesäloma toimii.. <:

kyllä huhut kiertää aikas nopeesti :D huomasin tossa..

6 elämän faktaa:

1) Et voi koskettaa jokaista hammastasi kielelläsi.

2) Kaikki tyhmät, luettuaan edellisen faktan, yrittävät sitä.

3) Ensimmäinen fakta on vale.

4) Hymyilet nyt koska olet idiootti.

5) Näytät seuraavaksi tämän jollekkin toiselle idiootille.

6) Naamassasi on edelleen idioottimainen virne

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Auta kissaa valloittaa irc-galleria
lisäämällä tämä sinun päiväkirjaan :D