IRC-Galleria

"Two handsome men are drinking at the bar on top of the Empire State Building. The first handsome man leans over and tells the second handsome man; 'you know this building is so high that if you jump over the edge the draft will blow you right back up.'

Now the second handsome guy- and he's darkly handsome, like you, and he's the sceptical sort. Like you. So he says 'prove it'. They go over to the side of the building, where the first handsome man gives the second handsome man all his makeup to hold, just in case, and then he jumps over.

The man starts falling ten, twenty, thirty stories, then slows down, and suddenly starts slow-ly floating back up again, as if he was being carried by a cloud. And eventually he gets back on the roof where the second handsome guy is shouting 'That was incredible, hold this, I'm going to try too!' Off he jumps, and goes down ten, twenty, thirty, forty... sixty, seventy, one hundred and eleventh stories, until- splat. Pavement art.
And then the bartender walks over to the first handsome guy with the bill and says 'you know Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk."