I was naked in the bathroom, just about to step into the shower, when I noticed this huge-ass-motherfuckin' spider climbing up my leg. Some shrieking and twitching followed, all this hilariousness ending up with a dead eight legged monster spilling its insides on the tiles.
Who the fuck signed me in to participate in a cheesy horror movie? I so do not approve.
(And no, it wasn't Tobey Maguire in disguise. Thank gods for small mercies.)