The Jon Fox Rock Hardness Scale
German mineralogist, Frederick Moh (1773-1839), established a system for determining the hardness of an unknown rock or mineral, which is useful in the ultimate identification process. Hardness is a measure of resistance to abrasion. The system consists of ten fairly common minerals (except for the diamond), which have a known hardness. I have taken what Moh established to rock 'n' roll... I present the Rock Hardness Scale.
1 Winger
Hardness Value = 1 (equivalent to Talc)
The softest of them all. The mere fact that Stewart, from "Beavis & Butthead", endorsed Winger is proof positive of this group's weak scale showing. Abrasive in more ways than one...
2 The Babys
Hardness Value = 2 (equivalent to Gypsum)
Redefining melodic rock. Their name alone - The Babys - denotes a true lack of hardness.
3 Enuff Z'nuff
Hardness Value = 3 (equivalent to Calcite)
Presweetened glam rock.
4 Def Leppard
Hardness Value = 4 (equivalent to Fluorite)
Big time AOR commerical appeal, once they sold-out following the release of "High & Dry".
5 Starz
Hardness Value = 5 (equivalent to Apatite)
Riff 'n' roll rockers.
6 Queensrÿche
Hardness Value = 6 (equivalent to Orthoclase)
The progressive hard rock genre...
7 Mötley Crüe
Hardness Value = 7 (equivalent to Quartz)
Kicked to the curb, down 'n' dirty, back alley raunch 'n' roll. Sleaze rock...
8 Deep Purple
Hardness Value = 8 (equivalent to Topaz)
Classic English hard rock with big time keyboards, vocals and the guitar God.
9 Judas Priest
Hardness Value = 9 (equivalent to Corundum)
Traditional heavy metal featuring a twin guitar onslaught and killer vocal power.
10 Pantera
Hardness Value = 10 (equivalent to Diamond)
It's lean, mean, aggressive, hard 'n' heavy! As subtle as a jackboot to the head... and we wouldn't want it any other way. They take no prisoners...
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