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CrimeWave(Bruce Campbell,Sam Raimi) 1985


Girl in bar: You're cute.
Renaldo the Heel: Keep talkin', baby. Maybe you'll tell me something I don't already know.

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Renaldo the Heel: I've never seen you here before. I like that in a woman.

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Nancy: I'm not that kind of girl!
Renaldo the Heel: Well, with a little practice you could learn to be.




The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 1990

Ford Fairlane: I'm so terrific I have my own toll-free number: 1-800-UNBELIEVABLE.

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Lt. Amos: Are you calling me an asshole, asshole?
Ford Fairlane: No, I'm calling you an anus, anus.

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Ford Fairlane: How much?
Ticket Guy: 300.
Ford Fairlane: 300? You charged the chicks one.
Ticket Guy: Hey, they blew me.
Ford Fairlane: Heh. 300 coming up.

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Ford Fairlane: What's the definition of a vagina? The box a penis comes in.

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Ford Fairlane: Un-fucking-believable.

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The State 1993/94

Ms. Grant: But what about my husband, General Lee, and the country?
Abe Lincoln: I don't care about America, all I care about is sex and booze and pills. Damn this country and everyone in it.

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Guy in library: Maybe you should try pants.

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Michael: We all have secrets, for example... Tom, you are on...
Thomas: Speed.
Michael: Oh. I was gonna say 'probation'.
Thomas: Whatever. hehe whatever, what-ever...

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Old-Fashioned Guy: Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I think we should worship the sun and moon as powerful gods... and fear them.

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Doug: I'm Doug and I'm out of here.