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[/] You start laughing hysterically at maps.
[x] You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together.
[/] You've learned more history from it than from an actual history class.(En oo varma... Oli sen verran hyvä hissanope)
[ ] You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots.
[x] You watch APH MADs.
[ ] You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
[ ] Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
[ ] You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
[/] You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation. (Joskus)
[x] You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
[] You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case. (Ei... Mä alan virnuilla <3)
[ ] Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Germaaaannnnyyyyy!" down the hallway.
[] You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "USxUK", “Spamano”, “GerIta”, “Giripan”, etc. mean.
[] You end every sentence with "aru."
[x] You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
[x ] You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia
[x] You want Prussia back on the map.
[x] You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
[x] No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
[x] You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
[x] Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute. (No onhan se Tino lutunen...)
[x] You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80 billion times.
[ ] You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
[x] You've become a thousand times more patriotic.
[x] You find the NEED to travel the world. Like your life depended on it.
[x] You can't take history/social studies class seriously anymore.
[ ] You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. And you're American.
[xxx] You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
[x] You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
[x] Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia. (Da..)
[ ] You started using gendered pronouns when talking about countries. (enkkua puhuessa, kyllä..)
[ ] Rather than just being happy that it's another nation's Independence Day, you feel the need to rush to the store and get a birthday cake with that nation's name on it.
[x] Your suggestion for a solution to any world issue is to "SEIZE THEIR VITAL REGIONS!!" Joking or not.
[ ] You suddenly wish that you could retake your boring history classes even though it's all about other countries invading your country and your country isn't even in Hetalia.
[] You forced all your otaku friends to love Hetalia.
[x] You actually think about spending your savings to buy any useless Hetalia merchandise.
[x] You laugh inside when you tell people that you're writing historical fiction now.
[ ] You use fanfiction as a study guide. And it helped.
[/] You thought of putting Hetalia characters on your world map in your room. (Ei oo karttaa, mut olis se kiva :D)
[] When they threw the shoe at Bush, you wonder if Alfred managed to duck too/got hit/was laughing his ass off.
[x] You seriously asked your parents if you could go out and travel next summer.
[x] You would rather have nation-tan's military uniforms than any other clothes.
[x] You feel sad that you don't own a good world history book.
[x] You think about "VITAL" when someone mentions anything that sounds like "regions".
[/] You can't stop thinking about fanfiction ideas.
[x] You imagine what it would be like if you were a nation-tan with population of one.
[/] You start questioning/looking up your own genetic/ethnic history/make up, just because you want to know if you're somehow connected to your favorite characters.
[x] You had no idea what you were getting yourself into when you first found out about Hetalia, but by the middle of chapter 2 of the main story, you realized you had an imaginary I.V. of Hetalia hooked up straight into your veins.
[x] You designate all of your friends as a specific country based on their personalities...whether they accept it or not! (Yks kaveri on Aisu... Nyt ja aina!)
[/] You find yourself downloading the national anthems of your favourite nations, listening to them frequently and trying to learn the words. (...Joskus...)
[] Going to the airport is more fun than going to Disneyland.
[x] You watch protestors burning any country's flag in the news and you want to cry even if itÂ’s not your country.
[/] You find yourself glued to Discovery, National Geographic and the History Channel and get frustrated when your friends or family ask you to change the channel.
[] The "special relationship" between the US and the UK takes on a whole new meaning. (Oon enemmän FrUK:in kannattaja)
[x] Slang or words from other languages/dialects enter your regular speech even though they're not common in your language/dialect.
[x] You travel to a foreign country and find it amusing that you were "in" that country.
[x] Destinations that you would've never otherwise heard of, let alone thought of traveling to, enter your list of "places to visit before you die".
[x] You're considering fandubbing a song that has nothing to do with Hetalia as a Hetalia character.
[] You cry at the thought of never getting a chance to see the world before you die.
[x] You suddenly start researching for the sake of writing or drawing.
[x] You now insist on calling Hello Kitty 'Shinatty-chan'.
[x] You start buying things because they remind you of a character from Hetalia. And sometimes you really don't need them.
[x] You spend hours looking at maps trying to see if Sealand's on any of them.
[x] You find yourself bragging about the fact that you know that Sealand's a country and everyone else, even your history teacher, doesn't.
[x] You randomly quiz your sister/parents/hapless friends about different countries.
[x] The dimension 5 meters becomes REALLY FUNNY.
[/] You don't mind that you can't cook because it makes you more similar to Arthur.
[x] You have dreams about Hetalia characters. (Näin kerran unta Ranskasta musketöörin asussa.. <333)
[/] YouÂ’ve dragged other people into the fandom. (Yritys on kova)
[x] You can't say ' pasta' normally anymore - it's always PASTAAAAAA~~!
[x] No one knows your sense of humor anymore
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