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Odota, odota, odota
ettet menetä, menetä, menetä
ettet kadota, kadota, kadota kalleintas

Odota, odota, odota
ettet menetä, menetä, menetä
ettet kadota, kadota, kadota, ainoaas

Jos tahdot tulla, tule koska vaan.
Sun täytyy sanoa uskaltaa.
Vastaus, tahdon sut kaiken muun kokonaan
pystyt ajan myötä unohtamaan.

Ei sydän siitä kuole, jos sen naarmuttaa.
Murehet ja huolet se jaksaa kannattaa.
Mä seison hiljaa paikallaan ja pidän kiinni sinusta.
Ja sä vastaan vihdoin siihen kysymykseen,
johon oot pelännyt vastata.

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '99... wear sunscreen.
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be IT.

The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience.

I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded. But trust me, in 20 years you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked.

You are NOT as fat as you imagine.

Don't worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing every day that scares you.


Sing.
Don't be reckless with other people's hearts, don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.


Floss.
Don't waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long, and in the end, it's only with yourself.

Remember compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.


Stretch.
Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don't.

Get plenty of calcium.

Be kind to your knees, you'll miss them when they're gone.

Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't, maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't, maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself, either. Your choices are half chance, so are everybody else's. Enjoy your body, use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it's the greatest instrument you'll ever own.

Dance. Even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.

Read the directions, even if you don't follow them.

Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.

Get to know your parents, you never know when they'll be gone for good.

Be nice to your siblings; they are your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go, but for the precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography in lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.


Travel.
Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will philander, you too will get old, and when you do you'll fantasize that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one might run out.

Don't mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will look 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen.

There's something in your ways
That makes me wanna stay here for a thousand years
So just cry your fears, yeah.
I need you everyday
Inside you I just want to wipe away your fears
So just cry your tears, yeah.

I wish I was with you.

If I stay well then your tears will set you free
If I stay right here and forever with you.
Everything I feel for you is everything I want to stay with you
If I stay right here and forever with you.

This is tearing me apart I wish I could be in your soft arms
Feel you again.
Anytime I feel like I'm to far
Then I will try to remember all ours and your memories I know.

I wish I was in you.

If I stay Well then your tears will set you free
If I stay right here and forever with you.
Everything I feel for you Is everything I want to stay with you
If I stay right here
And forever with you.

<3

Phoebe: "Hang in there. It's gonna happen"
Ross: "Okey now, how do you know that?"
Phoebe: " Cause she's your lobster"
Chandler: "Oh, she's going somewhere"
Phoebe: " C'mon guys, it's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and make for life. You know, you can actually see old lobstercouples walking around their tank holding claves"

Oon onnellinen vaeltaja, käyn maailmasta parempaan.
Ei siellä tuskaa, vaikeuksia.
On kirkas määrä matkallain.
Saan nähdä isän taivaallisen, ei enää tarvis harhailla.
Käyn yli virran voittajana ja olen vihdoin kotona.

Pian kaikuu laulu vapaudesta.
Saa luonaan rauhan sieluni.
Kunnia suuri kanssaan olla.
Nyt elää saan ja iäti.
Saan nähdä rakkaan vapahtajan, hän kerran kuoli tähteni.
Käy yli virran voittajana ja olen vihdoin kotona.

älä astu ruohikolle paljain jaloin;
puutarhani on sirpaleita täynnä.

Chandler: [entering from bathroom, with an issue of Cosmo] All right, I took the quiz, and it turns out, I do put career before men.

Chandler: I can't say hump or screw in front of the b-a-b-y... I just spelled the wrong words didn't I?

Joey: I hate Pottery barn too! They kicked me out of there just because I sat on a bed.
Chandler: You took off your pants and cimbed under the sheets!

[Joey has packed an emergency kit with food, Mad-Libs and condoms]
Chandler: Condoms?
Joey: We don't know how long we're gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world.
Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?

Joey: All right they got water, orange juice, and what looks like cider.
[takes a glass from the fridge]
Chandler: Taste it.
Joey: [drinks from the glass and puts it back in the fridge] Yep, it's fat. I drank fat.
Chandler: Yeah, I know, I did that two minutes ago.

[Upon hearing Ross practicing the bagpipe for their wedding]
Monica: Why must your family be Scottish?
Chandler: Why must your family be *Ross*?

<3

A : You like to drink.
B : Everyone wants you.
C : You are really silly.
D : You like to drink.
E : Damn good kisser.
F : You are dead sexy.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You have a very good personality and looks.
I : You Are Great in bed.
J : People Adore YOU!
K : You're wild and crazy.
L : Everyone loves you.
M : best kisser ever.
N : You like to drink.
O : Awesome kisser.
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R : Fuckin crazy.
S : Easy to fall in love with.
T : You're loyal to those you love.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgmental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : Best g/f b/f anyone could ever ask for.
Z : Always ready.


T : You're loyal to those you love.
A : You like to drink.
I : You Are Great in bed.
N : You like to drink.
A : You like to drink.

ai mitä, tykkäänkö juoda?

****

mut mites ois gump!

G:You never let people tell you what to do.
U:You really like to chill.
M:best kisser ever.
P:You are popular with all types of people.

...no ei mitkää pahat;D