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1. All women wear high heels to bed.

2. Men are never impotent.

3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.

4. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.

5. Women enjoy having sex with ugly middle aged men.

6. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

7. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.

8. Women always orgasm when men do.9. All women are noisy lays.

10. People in the 70's coudn't screw unless there was a wild guitar solo in thebackground.

11. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erectpenis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.

12. Double penetration is the ultimate goal for a woman.

13. Men cannot orgasm without uttering "OH FUCK YEAH"

14. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, theboyfriend doesn't mind at all, and wont bash seven shades of shit out of you forshoving your penis in his girlfriend's mouth.

15. Nurses always suck patient's off.

16. When your girlfriend catches you with another chick, she will be pissed for1.5 seconds, then overcome with desire, will join the two of you.

17. Women never have headaches or periods.

18. When a woman is sucking on a man's penis, it is vitally important that heremind her to "suck it", lest she forget.

19. a man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying ending for all partiesconcerned.

20. All women view normal intercourse as merely a warmup before anal.

21. All Women love to be called dirty whores n sluts while performing a blowjob.

22. All women have no problem with going down on their twin sister.

23. Lube isn't required before sticking it up her butt.

24. It is perfectly ok to take it out of her ass, stick it in her mouth, put itback in the ass, then pull it out and have her finish you off with a blowjobwhere she swallows all of the sh!tcum.

25. Throat Gagging is fun.

26.The babysitter always prefers to be paid in cock.

27. Double Penetration is also every womans fantasy

28. 90% of the time women are too lazy to take off their panties so they justpull them to the side

29. Stickin your fingers in her ass and stretching it as wide as it will go isconsidered foreplay.

30. Even when licking pussy, its normal to keep stop and spit on itoccasionally.

31.If you are a chick and dont have enough money to pay for the pizza when itsdelivered suck his penis.

32. Watching a woman suck off a horse isn't as fun as it sounds.

33.Even if you don't know a woman she'll have sex with you after a minute ofconversation

34. Sororities are full of lesbians