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[Ei aihetta]Keskiviikko 17.10.2007 15:29
[Ei aihetta]Perjantai 31.08.2007 00:33
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a
well. The animal cried piteously for hours as
the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the
well needed to be covered up anyway;
it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbors to come over and
help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began
to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the
donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly.
Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally
looked down the well. He was astonished at what
he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his
back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
He would shake it off and take a step up.
As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel
dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it
off and take a step up.
Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey
stepped up over the edge of the well and
happily trotted off!
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds
of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well
is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of
our troubles is a stepping stone. We can get out
of the deepest wells just by not stopping,
never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.
Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.
Live simply and appreciate what you have.
Give more.
Expect less
NOW ............
Enough of that crap . . The donkey later came back,
and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.
The gash from the bite got infected and
the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.
MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:
When you do something wrong, and try to cover
your ass, it always comes back to bite you.
You have two choices...smile and close this page,
or pass this along to someone else to spread the fun.
well. The animal cried piteously for hours as
the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the
well needed to be covered up anyway;
it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbors to come over and
help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began
to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the
donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly.
Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally
looked down the well. He was astonished at what
he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his
back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
He would shake it off and take a step up.
As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel
dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it
off and take a step up.
Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey
stepped up over the edge of the well and
happily trotted off!
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds
of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well
is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of
our troubles is a stepping stone. We can get out
of the deepest wells just by not stopping,
never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.
Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.
Live simply and appreciate what you have.
Give more.
Expect less
NOW ............
Enough of that crap . . The donkey later came back,
and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.
The gash from the bite got infected and
the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.
MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:
When you do something wrong, and try to cover
your ass, it always comes back to bite you.
You have two choices...smile and close this page,
or pass this along to someone else to spread the fun.
Help me out =DLauantai 18.08.2007 19:43
Tuli ihan kotoisa olo tästä videosta... tai sen alusta =DKeskiviikko 08.08.2007 19:14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NOA8j2u59s&NR=1
Ihan kuin meillä ois harrastettu tota samaa tuossa pari vuotta sitten... Ollaankohan oltu yhtä hauskan näköisiä?
No meillä ei kyllä ihan noin kovilla avuilla edetty, mutta kuitenkin.
Ihan kuin meillä ois harrastettu tota samaa tuossa pari vuotta sitten... Ollaankohan oltu yhtä hauskan näköisiä?
No meillä ei kyllä ihan noin kovilla avuilla edetty, mutta kuitenkin.
Koitettiin vetää rummut kasaan...Tiistai 31.07.2007 23:26
kuka tunnustaa pöölineensä osia?
Räkättelen taas ääneenMaanantai 26.02.2007 23:11
1. All women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
5. Women enjoy having sex with ugly middle aged men.
6. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
7. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.9. All women are noisy lays.
10. People in the 70's coudn't screw unless there was a wild guitar solo in thebackground.
11. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erectpenis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
12. Double penetration is the ultimate goal for a woman.
13. Men cannot orgasm without uttering "OH FUCK YEAH"
14. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, theboyfriend doesn't mind at all, and wont bash seven shades of shit out of you forshoving your penis in his girlfriend's mouth.
15. Nurses always suck patient's off.
16. When your girlfriend catches you with another chick, she will be pissed for1.5 seconds, then overcome with desire, will join the two of you.
17. Women never have headaches or periods.
18. When a woman is sucking on a man's penis, it is vitally important that heremind her to "suck it", lest she forget.
19. a man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying ending for all partiesconcerned.
20. All women view normal intercourse as merely a warmup before anal.
21. All Women love to be called dirty whores n sluts while performing a blowjob.
22. All women have no problem with going down on their twin sister.
23. Lube isn't required before sticking it up her butt.
24. It is perfectly ok to take it out of her ass, stick it in her mouth, put itback in the ass, then pull it out and have her finish you off with a blowjobwhere she swallows all of the sh!tcum.
25. Throat Gagging is fun.
26.The babysitter always prefers to be paid in cock.
27. Double Penetration is also every womans fantasy
28. 90% of the time women are too lazy to take off their panties so they justpull them to the side
29. Stickin your fingers in her ass and stretching it as wide as it will go isconsidered foreplay.
30. Even when licking pussy, its normal to keep stop and spit on itoccasionally.
31.If you are a chick and dont have enough money to pay for the pizza when itsdelivered suck his penis.
32. Watching a woman suck off a horse isn't as fun as it sounds.
33.Even if you don't know a woman she'll have sex with you after a minute ofconversation
34. Sororities are full of lesbians
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
5. Women enjoy having sex with ugly middle aged men.
6. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
7. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.9. All women are noisy lays.
10. People in the 70's coudn't screw unless there was a wild guitar solo in thebackground.
11. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erectpenis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
12. Double penetration is the ultimate goal for a woman.
13. Men cannot orgasm without uttering "OH FUCK YEAH"
14. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, theboyfriend doesn't mind at all, and wont bash seven shades of shit out of you forshoving your penis in his girlfriend's mouth.
15. Nurses always suck patient's off.
16. When your girlfriend catches you with another chick, she will be pissed for1.5 seconds, then overcome with desire, will join the two of you.
17. Women never have headaches or periods.
18. When a woman is sucking on a man's penis, it is vitally important that heremind her to "suck it", lest she forget.
19. a man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying ending for all partiesconcerned.
20. All women view normal intercourse as merely a warmup before anal.
21. All Women love to be called dirty whores n sluts while performing a blowjob.
22. All women have no problem with going down on their twin sister.
23. Lube isn't required before sticking it up her butt.
24. It is perfectly ok to take it out of her ass, stick it in her mouth, put itback in the ass, then pull it out and have her finish you off with a blowjobwhere she swallows all of the sh!tcum.
25. Throat Gagging is fun.
26.The babysitter always prefers to be paid in cock.
27. Double Penetration is also every womans fantasy
28. 90% of the time women are too lazy to take off their panties so they justpull them to the side
29. Stickin your fingers in her ass and stretching it as wide as it will go isconsidered foreplay.
30. Even when licking pussy, its normal to keep stop and spit on itoccasionally.
31.If you are a chick and dont have enough money to pay for the pizza when itsdelivered suck his penis.
32. Watching a woman suck off a horse isn't as fun as it sounds.
33.Even if you don't know a woman she'll have sex with you after a minute ofconversation
34. Sororities are full of lesbians
Hei mä tahon tällasen!!!Keskiviikko 17.01.2007 03:30
huohKeskiviikko 17.01.2007 02:57
Kiitos Morwenna :)Lauantai 13.01.2007 19:53
Kirjoitan tähän viisi omituisinta tapaani.
1. Käytän sanoja joita ihmiset ei ymmärrä... Keksin niitä siis ehkä itse tai sitten muut vaan ei oikeesti tajua =D tai puhuu väärää kieltä.
2. Syön mansikkarahkaa tai appelsiinirahkaa liikaa ja oksennan. Joo tosiaan, se on niin hyvää etten oikeesti tajua lopettaa kunnes on myöhäistä. Tästä syystä en ole tehnyt rahkaa ainakaan vuoteen. Ja tämä vamma on ollut mulla ihan pikkuskidistä asti.
3. En osaa istua tuolissa niin et molemmat jalat ois maassa. Pakko saada nostaa vähintään toinen jalka tuolille, mieluiten molemmat. Hankaloittaa aika paljon ravintolassa käymistä.
4. Juttelen eläimille, esineille ja oikeastaan kaikelle. Ja ne juttelee mulle takaisin =D
5. Jos en kuuntele musiikkia, "soitan" sitä pääni sisällä välillä ihan unissakin.
Haastan ainoastaan _minskin =D
1. Käytän sanoja joita ihmiset ei ymmärrä... Keksin niitä siis ehkä itse tai sitten muut vaan ei oikeesti tajua =D tai puhuu väärää kieltä.
2. Syön mansikkarahkaa tai appelsiinirahkaa liikaa ja oksennan. Joo tosiaan, se on niin hyvää etten oikeesti tajua lopettaa kunnes on myöhäistä. Tästä syystä en ole tehnyt rahkaa ainakaan vuoteen. Ja tämä vamma on ollut mulla ihan pikkuskidistä asti.
3. En osaa istua tuolissa niin et molemmat jalat ois maassa. Pakko saada nostaa vähintään toinen jalka tuolille, mieluiten molemmat. Hankaloittaa aika paljon ravintolassa käymistä.
4. Juttelen eläimille, esineille ja oikeastaan kaikelle. Ja ne juttelee mulle takaisin =D
5. Jos en kuuntele musiikkia, "soitan" sitä pääni sisällä välillä ihan unissakin.
Haastan ainoastaan _minskin =D
muistotKeskiviikko 27.12.2006 01:00
Jos luet tätä, jos silmäsi liikkuvat juuri tällä hetkellä näiden sanojen yli, ole kiltti ja kirjoita kommentti, jossa on muisto sinusta ja minusta, vaikka emme edes puhuisi usein. Se voi olla ihan mitä tahansa haluat - hyvää tai huonoa. Kun olet tehnyt tämän, laita tämä omaan päiväkirjaasi ja ylläty (tai kauhistu) siitä, mitä ihmiset muistavatkaan sinusta.