"Stop blowing holes in my ship!"
"But why's the rum gone?!"
"Why's the rum always gone?!"
"I gotta jar of dirt! I gotta jar of dirt! And gues what's inside it!"
"You're not a eunuch are you?"
Barbossa: "Who are you?" [talking to Will]
Jack Sparrow: "No one. He's no one. Distant cousin of my Aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice. Eunuch"
"Where is it? Where is the thump-thump?"
Jack Sparrow: [describing Will to the cannibal villagers] "Lum se se, eunich-y. Snip snip"
"It's just a pretty boat... SHIP!"
"Wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!!"