Priestly: "Code blue. Hostile territory. Aborting mission"
Tish: "Who is this?"
Priestly: "It's your Renaissance Man. I'm at the store, there's too many enemy tampons. I'm bailing"
Tish: "Alright, stay focused. Describe the situation"
Priestly: "Initial recon appears to be bag or box?"
Tish: "Box"
Priestly: "Box. Roger that"
Tish: "Alright, look around chest height. Do you see anything marked regular?"
Priestly: "Okay, regular. Uh, here's one but it says slender regular. How can something be both slender and regular? Isn't that mutually exclusive?"
Tish: "Priestly..."
Priestly: "Unless, of course they're implying in the mysterious underworld of Femboxes that slender is regular"
Tish: "Priestly. Are you done?"
Priestly: "Well, what about the Super Pluses?"
Tish: "No"
Priestly: "Why not? They sound like better"
Tish: "Don't. They're huge"
Priestly: "I thought you liked huge"
Tish: "This is one area where bigger is not better"
Priestly: "Yeah, well shouldn't you buy all the protection you can get?"
*looks at the side of the box*
Priestly: "I mean, it says here it can handle any amount of- Oh my god!"
*throw the box in disgust*
Tish: "Priestly, listen. If a woman needs an emergency dipstick in the ladies room of a sandwich stop"
Priestly: "That's nasty"
Tish: "She just wants something that's going to hold her over until she can get home and use one of her own. Based on her own style preferences and flow requirement"
Priestly: "Tish!"
Tish: "Yeah?"
Priestly: "That word... flow. Thats nasty. It's gross"
Tish: "Just buy the slender regulars"
Priestly: "Over and out. Heading back to base camp"
Tish: "Roger that. Over and out"
*hangs up the phone*