This is where I'd normally put all the shit I like, all the bands and footy players and telly I watch and that. Fuck that man. Who gives a shit? Who's got the time to piss around making lists?
Do you believe we live in a cruel world?
- Joan of Arc, Steve Biko, John Proctor, Heather Mills...Need I go on?
Are you doing your best to change it?
- I smile a lot. And people smile back. ItÂ’s contagious, like a lovely sort of gonorrhea
Freddie: You shagged Effy?
Cook: Oh come on Fredds.
Freddie: When?
Cook: First day I met her Freddie:
Why didn't you tell us?
Cook: Because apart from those times when my cock is actually up your arse, you have no reason to worry about where it is the rest of the time.