"When a woman disappears like that, it's because she went to take a dump. Just take it easy! This is why you guys aren't popular with women."
"I see. Now I know why you're not popular with women."
"Show some respect! Otsuu-chan doesn't fart or crap! They all come out as cute eggs! Just like a quail!"
"Do you really think that'll maintain her image of purity?! It's actually just obscene! Idols pass out gas and crap too! Face the reality, you idiot!"
"Then you think my sister farts too?!"
"That's right! And I accept that part of her wholeheartedly! But in Otae-san's case, it comes out as pink smoke!"
"You're the one who should face reality!"