SHIT.
A fatal exception has occurred in module FFF347EE
The following error message was returned:
--- YARR ME HEARTIES: 'tis the Blue Screen o' Death ---
You have the following options:
* Press Cntr-Alt-Del to restart your computer. You will lose all faith in technology
emigrate to the Outer Hebrides to live a joyful Luddite existence.
* Press the reset button because you don't have enough fingers to press three keys
at once.
* Press the spacebar repeatedly to indicate your frustration, with sufficient persestence
your computer might get the message and stop being a piece of shit.
* Press down hard on a rusty nail with the palm of your hand and relish the sweet,
sweet pain.
Microsoft have been notified of your stupidity and will be billing you for abuse of
this operating system.