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1. Kun poika kävelee pois luotasi vihaisena, iske hänen veljensä.
2. Kun poika alkaa kirota sinua, sano häntä helvetin huonoksi sängyssä.
3. Kun poika ei ole huomaavinaan sinua, näytä tissit.
4. Kun poika lähtee luotasi, sano että lähdet eksällesi
5. Kun näet pojan pahimmillaan, sano näyttäväsi itse täydelliseltä.
6. Kun näet pojan alkavan itkeä, sano että surkea yritys saada minut kostumaan.
7. Kun näet pojan kävelevän, teippaa hänet lattiaan.
8. Kun poika on ottanut lempipaitasi, peri siitä vuokraa.
9. Kun poika kiusoittelee sinulle, lähde vieraisiin.
10. Kun poika katsoo sinua epäillen, sano "Sä siis tiedät että mulla on toinen."
11. Kun poika sanoo rakastavansa sinua, sano "Niin mäki sun parasta kaverias."
12. Kun poika tarttuu kiinni käteesi, huuda apua ja syytä raiskaus yrityksestä.
13. Kun poika tönäisee sinua, käske veljesi kavereineen hakata hänet.
14. Kun poika kertoo sinulle salaisuuden, soita bestikselle ja kirjoita siitä yleisönosastolle.
15. Kun poika kaipaa sinua, sano lähteväsi Tonin ja Jarkon kassa viettämään tyttöjen iltaa.
16. Kun poika sanoo sen olevan ohi, esitä hänen mielikseen olevasi surullinen..
17. Kun poika laittaa tämän eteenpäin, hän uskoo ettet ikinä tekisi mitään tällaista.. naurettavaa.
18. Kun hän on vihainen, ehdota sovintoseksiä.
19. Kun hän sanoo olevansa ok, sano ettet tyydy keskin kertaiseen, haluat parasta.
20. Koska 10 vuotta myöhemmin hän muistaa sinut... luultavasti ihanana ensirakkautena (aika kultaa muistot).
21. Soita hänelle keskiyöllä hänen syntymäpäivänään kertoaksesi, että ikävöit hänessa vain seksiä.
22. Valvo hänen kanssaan koko yö kun hän on sairas ja väitä sinun tartuttaneen häneen HIV
23. Katso hänen kanssaan hänen lempielokuvaansa tai lempiohjelmaansa vain jos hän suostuu makutuomariksi kolmepäiväiselle ostosreissulle
24. Anna hänen siivota huoneesi.
25. Tehdä läksysi.
26. Kun hän on puutteessa, anna hänelle barbara.
27. Tee hänelle selväksi, että hän on tärkeä - ehkä äidilleen.
28. Suutele häntä kaatosateella ohjaten hänet rännin alle.



Sorry guys, you are so easy

Pitäsköhän mun huolestua kun työpäivän kohokohta on se ku ajaa sorsan päältä? enpäs tiiä mut sainpahan hyvät naurut siitä! 20 minuuttia paskasta räkätystä, kun kuulee ku se tirppa kolisee auton alla, pelastaa kenen tahansa päivän!! :)

Mitä teet kun joku ei kuuntele, lopetat puhumisen.
Mitä teet kun joku valehtelee, lopetat kuuntelemisen.
Mitä teet kun joku lyö, käännät toisen posken.
Mitä teet kun joku varastaa, annat kaiken.
Mitä teet kun joku leijuu, kehut häntä.
Mitä teet kun joku puhuu, kuuntelet.
Mitä teet kun joku pyytää palveluksia, teet kaiken.

HAHAHAH JA VITUT! jos teet noin niin mietippä uudestaa.
vastaus kaikkeen on KOSTO! :)

Counting all the assholes in the room
Well I'm definitely not alone, well I'm not alone
You're a liar, you're a cheater, you're fool
Well that's just like me yoohoo and I know you too
Mr. Perfect don't exist my little friend
And I tell you it again, and I do it again
Counting all the assholes in the room, Well I'm
definitely not alone, well I'm not alone

Look deep into yourself before you blame all others
for betrayal, for betrayal
I promise, so easy to say, and easy you failed,
and you do it again

Well the music seems do cover
And all the liquid do the colours
Well I turn my back and
go for all the better things in order

Well maybe you think your lie is safe
But I read you like a letter, yeah like a letter
Your charm do not evens the pain
it feeds me with rage, and you do it again

Well the music seems do cover
And all the liquid do the colours
Well I turn my back and
go for all the better things in order

Well the music seems do cover
And all the liquid do the colours
Well I turn my back and
go for all the better things in order

And a gangster keeps on telling
That he got a song that matters
So I flip a coin towards him
Thank you very much for listening

kipu on ihanaa ja tuska taivaallista

I don't wanna be the girl who laughs the loudest
Or the girl who never wants to be alone
I don't wanna be that call at four o'clock in the mornin'
'Cause I'm the only one you know in the world that won't be home

Ah, the sun is blindin'
I stayed up again
Oh, I am findin'
That's not the way I want my story to end

I'm safe up high, nothing can touch me
But why do I feel this party's over?
No pain inside, you're my protection
But how do I feel this good sober?

I don't wanna be the girl that has to fill the silence
The quiet scares me 'cause it screams the truth
Please don't tell me that we had that conversation
'Cause I won't remember, save your breath
'Cause what's the use?

Ah, the night is callin'
And it whispers to me softly, "Come and play"
But I, I am fallin'
And if I let myself go I'm the only one to blame

I'm safe up high, nothing can touch me
But why do I feel this party's over?
No pain inside, you're like perfection
But how do I feel this good sober?

Comin' down, comin' down, comin' down
Spinnin' 'round, spinnin' 'round, spinnin' 'round
I'm lookin' for myself, sober

Comin' down, comin' down, comin' down
Spinnin' 'round, spinnin' 'round, spinnin' 'round
Lookin' for myself, sober

When it's good, then it's good, it's so good 'til it goes bad
'Til you're trying to find the you that you once had
I have heard myself cry 'never again'
Broken down in agony, just tryin' find a friend, oh, oh

I'm safe up high, nothing can touch me
But why do I feel this party's over?
No pain inside, you're like perfection
But how do I feel this good sober?

I'm safe up high, nothing can touch me
But why do I feel this party's over?
No pain inside, you're like perfection
But how do I feel this good sober?

My eyes are open wide
By the way I made it through the day
I watch the world outside
By the way I'm leaving out today

I just saw Hailey's Comet, she waved
Said, "Why are you always running in place?
Even the man in the moon disappeared
Somewhere in the stratosphere"

Tell my mother, tell my father I've done the best I can
To make them realize this is my life, I hope they understand
I'm not angry, I'm just saying
Sometimes goodbye is a second chance

Please don't cry one tear for me
I'm not afraid of what I have to say
This is my one and only voice
So listen close, it's only for today

I just saw Hailey's Comet, she waved
Said, "Why are you always running in place?
Even the man in the moon disappeared
Somewhere in the stratosphere"

Tell my mother, tell my father I've done the best I can
To make them realize this is my life, I hope they understand
I'm not angry, I'm just saying
Sometimes goodbye is a second chance

Here is my chance
This is my chance

Tell my mother, tell my father I've done the best I can
To make them realize this is my life, I hope they understand
I'm not angry, I'm just saying
Sometimes goodbye is a second chance
Sometimes goodbye is a second chance
Sometimes goodbye is a second chance

I had a friend named Victor
The two of us used to hang every single day
And it seemed like overnight
That his whole life just changed
I know when his mom and dad broke up
It didn't make sense
But i know that his dad was a drunk
And he gambled away the rent

Pretty soon Vic was seeing red
Pissed off and instead
Hed drink every night until he passed out
And then hed do it all again
The whole time smiling on the outside
To cover the pain
But on the inside
All he was trying to do was get away

Dying to get away
Let the pain of yesterday
Go slipping through the cracks

Yo, Funny how things change color
Than fade to another shade
When you had it made it was all good
But now look just another day
It was so fresh
It was so clean
Never saw it gone
One, two, three
Lights out, which way to turn
Can't get a grip
All alone in a big white house
Every day gets worse
And you just curse until your head bursts
And it hurts so bad she left
Now you suffer
Should've thought of that one first
No family, no kids
Cant accept what you did
Now you wanna run away
But you can't
Cause the past comes back again

Slippin through the cracks
Sip a little jack
Go to bed half dead
What about rent
Why does every cent gotta be a bet
Whens it gonna end
Oh my god we dont got a penny left
My moms gotta find a way
To get a job, out of debt, out of dodge
Out of breath, out of this big problem
My pops wanna get away from the pain
In a better place in his brain
But the medication he takes
Makes him wasted
So sick he was gonna think
The good lord would come take him
I'm shaking him
Wake up you son of a bitch!

He's dying to get away
Let the pain of yesterday
Go slipping through the cracks
Hiding himself away
Watching all the memories fade away
From red to black

He's dying to get away
Let the pain of yesterday
Go slipping through the cracks
Hiding himself away
Watching all the memories fade away
From red to black

Slipping through the cracks
Slipping through the cracks
Slipping through the cracks