I was drowned in a sea of liquor
And i washed up on a beach made of cocaine
The sky was made of lsd
And every tree was made of marihuana
But the cops pulled me over
They did not arrest me.
Instead they sucked my dick.
And it was so beautiful that god came down from heaven
He said to me we will no longer spell the word god!
So i said: give me a d..give me a r..give me a u..give me a g..give me a s!
And what does that spell??
DRUGS!!