IRC-Galleria

Raikkaan suihkusta nainen
seisoo peilin edessä ja
valittaa miehelleen, että
hänen rintansa ovat liian
pienet. Sen sijaan että
mies olisi sanonut niiden
olevan tarpeeksi suuret,
hän lähtee mukaan
keskusteluun. ''Jos haluat
rintojesi kasvavan, niin
ota joka päivä pari palaa
WC-paperia ja hiero
muutaman sekunnin ajan
rintojesi väliin.''

Vaimo ottaa paperia ja
hieroo sitä rintojensa
väliin muutamia sekunteja.
''Kuinka kauan se ottaa'',
vaimo kysyy? ''Ne kasvavat
vuosien varrella'', mies
vastaa. Vaimo pysähtyy.
''Luuletko että hankaan
vessapaperia rintojeni
väliin päivittäin vuosien
ajan ja vain luullen, että
rintani kasvavat!''
''Toimiihan se
perseellesikin'', mies
vastaa.

Mikael Gabriel - Musta

Mä painan pääni sun syliin
En halua sääliä vääriä määriä
Mun pitää päästä sen yli
En halua kärsiä järsiä järkeä
Tää on musta tää on mustaa
Tää on susta ehkä pelkkää valitusta
Mulle elämä
Mun elämä oli mustaa
Ja tää kertoo musta
Musta

Mä katsoin kerran kuolemaani silmiin
Siinä samas huomasin et dallaan pilvil
Herkil sellasil ilman turvatavaroita
Missä oli isä
Kiertelemäs kapakoita
No entäs äiti
Autto minkä pysty
Pahapoika kavereihin ystävysty
Suurinpiirtein vuos oli -98
Eka bisse
Ekan kerran poltin snadit hatsit
Sillo stadi ei tullu kysymyksee
Vaivuin kauas syvälle yksinäisyyteen
En oo ylpee
Karma heikkenee
Ajatukset mun päässäni heittelee
Mul on musa se pitää mut raiteil
Ilman aineit mut tää bisnes lisää paineit
Sanojen kehä mä avaan teille sydäntä
Horoskooppi kalat ja uidaan vittu syvällä

Mä painan pääni sun syliin
En halua sääliä vääriä määriä
Mun pitää päästä sen yli
En halua kärsiä järsiä järkeä
Tää on musta tää on mustaa
Tää on susta ehkä pelkkää valitusta
Mulle elämä
Mun elämä oli mustaa
Ja tää kertoo musta
Musta

Mä tarvin kynän, paperin ja ajatuksii
Mä tarvin kaverin kuuntelee mun salaisuuksii
Jakaa surun kyyneleet eilen ja huomenna
Kuollu nuoruus sano mulle huomenta
Ja ne enkelit mitkä mä näin taivaal
Ne sai mut tajuun mitä mä sain aikaan
Ajan mittaan nää haavat ei parannu
Vaik mahdollisuuksii oli en kertaakaan karannu
Ja siks mä rustaan tän aikajanan itestäni
Maalaa kuva seinälle
Muistikuvas mielessäni
Perhe, setä rakas rauhas lepää
Kaikki muut on elos koht ei enää ketää
Sen mä sisäistän ulkonen ei oo kaunist
Nauti niin pitkään kun voit se on muisto enää
Mustaa valkosel täs paperil oon mä
Voin sanoo ihan mitä vaan ja herätä

Mä painan pääni sun syliin
En halua sääliä vääriä määriä
Mun pitää päästä sen yli
En halua kärsiä järsiä järkeä
Tää on musta tää on mustaa
Tää on susta ehkä pelkkää valitusta
Mulle elämä
Mun elämä oli mustaa
Ja tää kertoo musta
Musta

Kiitos teille rakkaille pikkusille <3<3
I Will Never Forget You All <3

Dj tiesto - Rain Down On Me (Tiesto Remix)

I've been running through this town,
I've been combing every street.
I've been searching for the reason within reasons,
Been searching for the higher ground in me.
And I've been trying to surrender,
To trust in every word.
All my days of misery,
Someone could have taken them from me.

So tell me where you are,
Tell me how you feel.
Tell me what you need,
Just tell me how you feel.
And let it all just rain on me,
Let it all just rain on me,
Let it all just rain on me....
Rain down on me.

If only for a day,
Oh if only for one night,
I could tell you this is everything that i have ever lived for,
But I'd be giving it all away.
So look into these eyes,
And tell me how you feel.
All my days of misery, someone could have taken them from me.

So tell me where you are,
Tell me how you feel.
Tell me what you need,
Just tell me how you feel.
And let it all just rain on me,
Let it all just rain on me,
Let it all just rain on me...
Rain down on me

So tell me where you are,
Tell me how you feel.
Tell me what you need,
Just tell me how you feel.
And let it all just rain on me,
Let it all just rain on me,
Let it all just rain on me...
Rain down on me
Let it all just rain on me

So tell me where you are,
Tell me how you feel.
Tell me what you need,
Just tell me how you feel.
And let it all just rain on me,
Let it all just rain on me,
Let it all just rain on me...
Rain down on me

death can get you any time
death can get you in your sleep
death can get you in your wake
death can get your friend...

I could see it as you turned to stone
Still clearly I can hear you say
Don't leave don't give up on me
Two weeks and you ran away
I remember don't lie to me
You couldn't see that it was not that way
Swear I never gave up on you

All That Remains - Two Weeks

Hollywood Undead : Undead


You better get up out the way,
Tomorrow we'll rise so let's fight today,
You know I don't give a fuck what you think or say,
'Cause we gonna rock this whole place anyway.
(Undead! )

You better get up out the way,
Tomorrow we'll rise so let's fight today,
You know I don't give a fuck what you think or say,
'Cause we gonna rock this whole place anyway.

Now I see that motherfuckin' writin' on the wall
When you see, J-3-T,
Thirty deep, he's down to brawl
Fuck all haters I see,
'Cause I hate that you breathe,
I see you duck,
You little punk,
You little fucking disease,
I got H.U. tatted on the front of my arms,
Boulevard, brass knuckles in the back of the car,
'Cause we drunk drive Cadillacs - we never go far,
But when you see us, motherfuckers,
Better know who we are.

I got one thing to say to punk asses who hate,
Motherfuckers don't know what,
You better watch what you say.
From these industry fucks,
To these faggot ass punks,
You don't know what it takes,
To get this motherfucking drunk.

I'm already loud, baby,
It's a little too late,
Johnny's taking heads off of all the faggots who hate,
'Cause I'm like god, motherfucker, there's a price to pay,
Yeah, I like god, motherfucker, and it's judgment day!

(Undead! )
You better get up out the way,
Tomorrow we'll rise so let's fight today,
You know I don't give a fuck what you think or say,
'Cause we gonna rock this whole place anyway.

(Undead! )
You better get up out the way,
Tomorrow we'll rise so let's fight today,
You know I don't give a fuck what you think or say,
'Cause we gonna rock this whole place anyway.

I'm getting used to this nuisance,
And all the fags who bad mouth this music,
It's fuckin' stupid and foolish of you to think you can do this,
You cowards can't, you never will, don't even try to pursue it.
I took the chance, I played the bill, I nearly died for this music.

You make me wanna run around pulling my guns out and shit,
You're tempting me to run my mouth and call you out on this bitch,
How ignorant you gotta be to believe any of this?
You need to slit your wrist, get pissed and go jump off a bridge,

What? You can't see the sarcasm in the verses I spit?
What? You think I just got lucky, didn't work for this shit?
Bitch, I've been working at this ever since I was a kid,
I played a million empty shows to only family and friends.

What kind of person disses a band that deserves to get big?
I'd hate to be that person when my verse comes out their kid's lips.
That shits as worse as it gets.
This verse is over, I quit.
Signed Charlie Scene, on your girlfriend's tits.

(Undead! )
You better get up out the way,
Tomorrow we'll rise so let's fight today,
You know I don't give a fuck what you think or say,
'Cause we gonna rock this whole place anyway.

(Undead! )
You better get up out the way,
Tomorrow we'll rise so let's fight today,
You know I don't give a fuck what you think or say,
'Cause we gonna rock this whole place anyway.

White boys with tattoos,
P-pointing right at you,
We are breaking everything, r-rowdy like a classroom,
Pack of wolves,
'Cause we don't follow the rules,
And when you're running your mouth,
Our razor blades come out, (AH! )

Because it's nothing in my life except my dick and what I spit,
So my dick is in my hand when I respond to faggots talking shit,
Speaking of fags, already wrap in drag,
We killed him and then we stuffed his body in the Cadillac.

Why you always pressin?
You know I'm never stressing,
With Loki DMS,
J-Johnny to my left,
Got Phantom and the rest,
Who are down there at the west,
I grew up on drive-by's and L.A gang signs,

So what the fuck you know about being a gangsta?
What the fuck you know about being in danger?
You ain't doing this, so you know you're just talking shit.
Mad at all of us 'cause every song is a fucking hit.

(Undead! )
You better get up out the way,
Tomorrow we'll rise so let's fight today,
You know I don't give a fuck what you think or say,
'Cause we gonna rock this whole place anyway.

(Undead! )
You better get up out the way,
Tomorrow we'll rise so let's fight today,
You know I don't give a fuck what you think or say,
'Cause we gonna rock this whole place anyway.

Motherfuckin' time to ride, ride (Undead! )
See you duck when we drive by, by (Undead! )
Motherfuckin' time to ride, ride (Undead! )
Won't you punks just die, die (Undead! )

In The Navyy!!! Biolan Biolan !!!

by: TOMZi` & jiko^^

saunassa ne laulut syntyy <3

I was drowned in a sea of liquor

And i washed up on a beach made of cocaine

The sky was made of lsd

And every tree was made of marihuana

But the cops pulled me over

They did not arrest me.

Instead they sucked my dick.

And it was so beautiful that god came down from heaven

He said to me we will no longer spell the word god!

So i said: give me a d..give me a r..give me a u..give me a g..give me a s!

And what does that spell??

DRUGS!!