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A girl was wondering into the woods when suddenly she falls on her back. In the meantime, Pinocchio was strolling around there when suddenly he falls with his nose between the girls legs. The girl rushes to say to Pinocchio:
- Quick, Pinocchio, tell a lie...





One night, the husband and his wife return from a wedding. Going up the stairs behind her, the husband says to his wife:
- Dear you have an ass as big as a washing machine!
When they go to sleep, the husband asks her to have sex. The wife says:
- For such a little laundry IÂ’m not starting my washing machine! You can wash it by hand...




A woman was angry that her husband was making sex with her only with the light off. Decided to get rid of her husbandÂ’s custom, one night, when they were making sex she turns the light on and surprises her husband with a cucumber in his hands.
- ThatÂ’s what you fucked me with in the last 10 years?
- Honey, let me explain...
- What to explain, you traitor! You impotent!
- By the way about treachery, do explain to me whatÂ’s with the two kids we have!





man escapes from prison and breaks into someoneÂ’s house thinking he will find some food, money and maybe weapons. When he enters he sees a couple having sex. He ties the man to a chair and after that he ties the woman to the bed and kisses her on the neck. Then he goes into the toilet. The husband says to her:
- Dear, this guy just escaped from jail, look at his clothes. Probably he spent a lot of time in jail and did not see a woman for a long time. I saw the way he kissed you. If he wants sex, donÂ’t oppose, donÂ’t scream, do everything he says. I beg of you, give him satisfaction, even if you hate him. I donÂ’t want him to kill us both. Be strong, my love! I love you!
The woman replies to him:
- He did not kiss me, he whispered something at my ear. He told me that he is gay and that he thinks you are cute. After that he asked me if we have any Vaseline in the house and I told him that we have some in the bathroom. Be strong, my love! I love you too!


- Why did the blonde snort sweet n' low?
- She thought it was diet coke.