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There are 12 significant Types of Females which one are you
Body: There are 12 significant Types of Females

1. Ms. Gold-Digger

[Advantages]
-You have some one to manage your money.
-She always looks good.
-She makes your other niggas jealous.
-She makes you look good.

[Disadvantages]
-When youget broke she'll be gone and take what you have left.
-She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support.
-Once your nigga comes up she'll be on his arm the next day.



2. Ms. Freak (secret lover)

[Advantages]
-She knows all the right positions.
-She'll try everything more than once.
-You're never unsatisfied.
-She'll do all the things your girl won't do.
-She doesn't mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too.

[Disadvantages]
vEventually, b/c she's a female, she'll end up catching feelings.
-She starts to act like she's your "main".
-She fucks wit ya boy and act like you in the wrong for telling her that she's a freak.
-Eventually her shit gets old. And you need a replacement.



3. Ms. Independent

[Advantages]
-You don't have to worry about buying her anything. She got it.
-She's intelligent, sassy, confident and determined.
-She's great for (business) conversation.
-She keeps it real and has goals.
-She knows how to please a man.

[Disadvantages]
-She will continuously let you know, that she can handle it on her own.
-She will eventually say fuck you and get a dildo.
-She will consider you another one her play toys, or goals.



4. Ms. Dyme

[Advantages]
-She's top of the line.
-She stays looking like a fantasy.
-She has the body of a goddess with the face to match.
-She considers herself a "model."
-Gets you on hard whenever you see her.
-All the girls envy her, but she doesn't care.

[Disadvantages]
-She's superficial. She cares only about her looks.
-She honestly lacks confidence and will annoy you about the way she looks.
-She's probably dumb as hell and if she's not her personality is dry.
-You have to constantly keep your game up b/c every nigga is gonna try to get her.



5. Ms. Tomboy

[Advantages]
-She's cool and laid back.
-She'll be willing to play rough with you.
-Of course, she loves sports.
-Her body is athletically divine.
-She's easy to talk to and fun to be around.
-She's a diamond in the rough.

[Disadvantages]
-She'll remind you too much of your nigga.
-She might not want to change her appearance.
-She might actually beat you in basketball, football and track.



6. Ms. Ghetto

[Advantages]
vShe's not afraid of any other female or male. She will fight to keep you.
-She's down for you. She'll be there to bail you out of jail.
-She's always stays fresh.
-She can cook up a storm. She can make the best out of a bad situation.
-She keeps it real and keeps you satisfied.

[Disadvantages]
-She doesn't know how to act in public.
-Your mama can't stand her.
-You get into with her every other second.
-She's willing to fight another girl looking at you or her PERIOD.
-Her weave colors are distracting and her vocabulary is minimal.



7. Ms. Good Girl

[Advantages]
-She's always there for you.
-She's intelligent, classy, kind, sweet and cool.
-Your mother loves her.
-You can see yourself falling in love with her.
-You are her first everything.
-She makes you feel like a man.

[Disadvantages]
-She's an A or B situation either:
-You're not gonna get any until ya'll are married or
-She said she's never done - she said she's never tried - she's sitting there telling a muthafukkin' lie.



8. Ms. Main

[Advantages]
-She is the one you respect.
-She probably may know about the others but might not care.
-She has all the qualities you want in a female.
-You've been with her forever.

[Disadvantages]
-She starts getting very suspicious and calls you every moment.
-She will devise a plan to catch you in your act and then kick your ass.



9. Ms. Psycho

[Advantages]
-She's fun and spontaneous.
-She's down to earth.
-She loves you unconditionally.
-Everything about her is too good to be true. So everyone loves her.
-She makes you feel loved.

[Disadvantages]
-Don't you break up with her. She will stalk your ass.
-She keeps pictures of you everywhere and knows everything about you.
-She can manipulate the hell out of you.
-She will consider herself wifey even if she may just be that chick on the side.
-Fuckin' with her can make your life a living hell.



10. Ms. I have a Man

[Advantages]
-She may have a man but she'll mess with you anyway.
-She looks good.
-You have an intense night of passion with her.

[Disadvantages]
-She'll always come crying to you about the problems with her man.
-She'll get you caught up and then leave you anyway for her man.
-If you piss her off she'll get her man to come beat your ass.
-She'll unofficially make you her man once she gets pissed off at her real man.



11. Ms. Tease

[Advantages]
-She's tempting and a nice piece of eye candy.
-She's intelligent, athletic, respectable and SEXXXXXXY.
-She knows how to turn you on without touching you.
-Everything she does is just so sensual.
-She can bring you to that point and make you wait to get it.
-Every time you see her you catch a mini orgasm.
-Every nigga wants her b/c she's so mysterious and that makes you want to get her first.

[Disadvantages]
-NO matter what you think or do you never get it.
-She probably has a long distance boyfriend somewhere that you will never know about.
-She gets you hard and leaves you like that. (Unbearable)



12. MS. RIGHT

[Advantages]
-She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme she is Beautiful and therefore encompasses all of these descriptions.
-She is intelligent, sassy, funny, outgoing, determined, strong and classy.
-She can cook or at least order a meal that is just like your mother's.
-Her personality is just as beautiful as her body.
-She believes in God and follows his virtues.
-She knows that a relationship requires a 200% quota yet she gives her man an extra 10%.
-She can please her man in anyway. Mentally, Spiritually, and Sexually.
-She makes you recognize your full potential as a man and completes you.
-She's always there for, no matter what your dreams are.
-She's not afraid to tell you the truth and set you straight.
-You can talk to her and confide in her, she's your best friend.
-You love being around her more than your boys.
-You can share your most intimate moments with her without sex.
-You can have a bad argument with her and have the BEST Mind Numbing and passionate love making fest ever.
-She's always willing to find a way to work out your problems and will often take most of your shit But she's also intelligent enough to leave.
-She's nothing like any other girl you've met. She's your woman.

[Disadvantage]
-You've probably met her, or had her in your life but got too consumed with all the other types that you let her go....