My name is Cloud,
I have a sword.
I fight Cactuars,
because Im bored
I like to ride,
on chocobos!
Its better than,
having afros.
And when I go into an Inn,
15 seconds its day again!
And I will use a phoenix down,
so when I die I will not frown.
Because I am Cloud, my hair defies all gravity.
And I cant have too many potions or I might get cavities!
If I cant slice you, then thats okay!
I use my magic anyway!
And I will defeat that Sephiroth.
Because he is not David Leerot.