Summer in the city means cleavage, cleavage, cleavage And don't get me wrong, dear, in general I think I'm doing quite fine It's just when it's summer in the city, and you're so long gone from the city I start to miss you, baby, sometimes
One day, you will get married That day will be July 5th, 2014 And it's gonna be a day to remember
You're gonna get married in 2014, on July 5th Who could have foreseen I'll tell you who I'll tell you who It was me
Well it came to me in this funny dream One afternoon at a quarter past three There I was in the hammock Having a snooze cruise
The wedding was held in a two horse town But one horse was remarkably down So you did your best to reverse that frown But it did not work because you're not a horse whisperer
And you prayed to the G-man for a sunny day But instead he gave you a month of rain And one of your bridesmaids never even came Because she didn't like rain
You glanced at all your wedding guests And you saw uncle Derek in a wedding dress And you guessed he must've be in some distress And he was
Your auntie Maureen, she had a dodgy back And she collapsed whilst dancing to a Meat Loaf track Performed by a Meat Loaf tribute act called Malt Loaf
The lady priest who gave you away She turned out to be a little bit gay And she took quite a shining to granny Jane Who was a little bit scared
And the best man's speech, it went a bit wrong As the best man dressed as a giant croissant And decided to deliver the whole thing in song But he could not sing and it was bit embarrassing
Well you're gonna get married in 2014, on July 5th Who could have foreseen I'll tell you who I'll tell you who It was me
As the moment approached you got a bit spooked So your dad got you some Petits Filous To remind you of your misspent youth That you once had
You looked upon your wedding guests And you heard your heart loud inside your chest As you thought of your true love Who was not there
You went on honeymoon, you made some kids One was called Billy and one was called Whizz And then you lived your life You lived your life And then you died
My friend, an angel in disguise We live, in a world that's full of lies You are, always on your own Even so
You're holding out a lifeline You're holding on to love You'll never give up hope
When all we do is run around in circles And everyone is searching for the answers You close your eyes, you're ready to start over And again, you leave the past behind
And as the floods move in And your body starts to sink I was the last thing on your mind I know you better than you think 'Cause it's simple darling, I gave you a warning Now everything you own is falling from the sky in pieces So watch them fall with you, in slow motion I pray that you will find peace of mind And I'll find you another time I'll love you another time
Explosions
On the day you wake up Needing somebody and you've learned It's okay to be afraid But it will never be the same
Behind the river is the sea, behind the hive is the queen bee Behind the sailor is the boat, behind the government ain't no vote Behind every great fortune there's an even greater crime, and behind it all is mostly mankind
Behind every shit songwriter is a lack of bravery Behind every great invention is necessity Behind every disorder is a secret order, you've just go to look for it
Behind courage is the knowledge of what not to fear Behind God is one man and his brilliant idea Behind change is destruction, behind the hoover is suction
Except the ones that don't bloody work
Behind love there's convenience, behind wine are the grapes Behind milk are the cows, behind man are the apes Behind alcohol is social awkwardness Behind more is always less
Behind every group there's a leader that doesn't speak their name Behind the child is what their parents became Behind every country there are just a few men and these men you never see
Behind every how there's a why Behind confidence is shy Behind every yawn there's a silent shout Behind every man there's a little boy who sometimes reveals himself
Behind all of our movements is a mobile phone Behind company we are on our own Behind our thoughts are so many thing that we just don't understand
Behind every magpie, there a magpie Behind every song there's a lie, behind a word are so many words Behind the winner is the loser, behind the loser is triumph You've just got to look for it
I don't like people that call me 'mate' When I'm so clearly not their mate I don't like horror films but I don't mind you, mind you I don't like horror films but I don't mind you
I don't like Scientology or any other -ology I don't like anchovies but I don't mind you, mind you I don't like anchovies but I don't mind you
No I don't feel like calming down, no I don't I don't feel like hiding out, so I won't I can't turn the volume down, so I sit here in this Chaos and piss, watching the storm passing Storms are beautiful, this life is beautiful It is
1, 2, 3, 4, 5 years from now I hope I'm still getting down I hope I'm still around But 6, 7, 8, 10 beers ago I had a revelation all is well right now It's all good right now It's all good right now