IRC-Galleria

- Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

- Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

- Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creaturesÂ’?

- Why did Mary own a little lamb? ( !!! )

- Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

- If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?

- If your glove is too big, does it still fit like a glove?

- If youÂ’re named Will and you are in the army, do you get worried when people say fire at will?

- Why is there an L in NOEL?

- If I think, and therefore I am, am I just a thought?

- How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

- Why is the name of the phobia for "the fear of long words" Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

- Why is a woman in a suit a "business person” but a man in a dress is a "transvestite"? ( !!! )

- If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it? (:<<<<<)