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Italiainen:When i arrive to amerika i was hungri...i go to restorant
i order twu piece of meat...the waiter only bring me one piece of meat
then I say
"I want too piice of meat on my table...i want to piiss on my TABLE!!!"
The waiter: " You Can't piss on your table,you son of a bitch,go to the
toilet!
Italiainen: Then i shut up...i wanted a forck and a knife ...the waiter bring me a knife and a spoon...then i get angry again and i yell:
"I want a foock on my table! I WANT A FOCK ON MY TABLE!!!"
The waiter: "You can't fuck on your table,you son of a bitch,go to the
toilet!"
italiainen: then i just used my knife and the spoon to finish my piece of meat....
After eating i went to Hotel...i go to admistrator and i say:
"I would like a room"
Then the admistrator gave me a key...I went to my room and i noticed that the bed has no sheet...i go to admistrator:
" I WANT A SHIIT ON MY BED! I WANT A SHIT ON MY BED!!!"
Admistrator: "You can't shit on your bed u son of a bitch,go to the toilet!
Italiainen: "then i get VERY ANGRY and i yell:
"SHUT UP u son of a bitch,i go back to Italy!"