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voisiko joku fiksaa mun suomea ? -.- (:(: <3

I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANY SHIT OF IT!

1.pidätä hengitystäsi.
2.pidätä hengitystäsi ja lue tämä koko teksti loppuun alas asti.
3.pidätä hengitystäsi ja kopioi tämä teksti alhaalle asti
4.mene päiväkirjaasi ja liitä tämä teksti.
5.jos pystyit olla hengittämättä niin kauan kunnes olit
lisännyt tämän päiväkirjaasi, olet hyvä suutelija
. ;))

Italiainen:When i arrive to amerika i was hungri...i go to restorant
i order twu piece of meat...the waiter only bring me one piece of meat
then I say
"I want too piice of meat on my table...i want to piiss on my TABLE!!!"
The waiter: " You Can't piss on your table,you son of a bitch,go to the
toilet!
Italiainen: Then i shut up...i wanted a forck and a knife ...the waiter bring me a knife and a spoon...then i get angry again and i yell:
"I want a foock on my table! I WANT A FOCK ON MY TABLE!!!"
The waiter: "You can't fuck on your table,you son of a bitch,go to the
toilet!"
italiainen: then i just used my knife and the spoon to finish my piece of meat....
After eating i went to Hotel...i go to admistrator and i say:
"I would like a room"
Then the admistrator gave me a key...I went to my room and i noticed that the bed has no sheet...i go to admistrator:
" I WANT A SHIIT ON MY BED! I WANT A SHIT ON MY BED!!!"
Admistrator: "You can't shit on your bed u son of a bitch,go to the toilet!
Italiainen: "then i get VERY ANGRY and i yell:
"SHUT UP u son of a bitch,i go back to Italy!"