Cowabunga?
Cow of fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick! This game is as appealing as a fucking ooze infested dirty fucking sewer rat shit! I had more fun playing with dog turds! Shredder's my ass and Splinter's my balls! This game is an inside-out asshole regurgitating putrid anal fecal matter. I'd rather yank all the hairs out of my scrotum, I'd rather drink diarehha vomited out of a buffalo's anus. It sucking fucks it fucking sucks it fucking blows it's a piece of shit. And I don't like it.