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I got horns that open bottles,
and I got horns to hold my keys.
I got horns that when you turn them right, they help me watch tv.
I got horns that open pickel-jars,
and horns that come with hair,
I got horns that hang my other horns,
I always come prepared.

Be prepared, be prepared,
this lesson must be shared,
this lesson must be shared,
be prepared.

Keep your hands and feet inside of the vehicle at all times.