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Suurmestari George Carlinin viimeinen HBO-spesiaali, kuvattu 2008.

Alusta loppuun rautaista Carlinia.

Hienoja ihmisiä, loistavia pätkiä.

Hugh Laurie - Sophisticated Song

George Carlin - Incomplete list of impolite words

Stephen Fry on the Joys of Swearing



Justin Bieber gets hit by a grenade

The Necronomicon

RANDOM QUOTE OF THE DAY~!

// FFFFUU, jonkulainen limit nykyään tuossa otsikon pituudessa. EVERYTHING IS RUINED! //

// Enjoy your shitty quotes. //

RANDOM QUOTE OF THE DAY~!

// Quotejoulukalenteri IV - Kolmen vuoden Kill Bill aloitusten jälkeen jotain aivan muuta. //

// En löytäny tarkkaa sourcea joten sanamuoto voi olla vähän ohimenevä. //

"You live eighty years, and at best you get about six minutes of pure magic."
- George Carlin


Song to listen to: Mansun - Six (from the album "Six", 1998)
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5tq1fXTxhQ

IÂ’m a modern man, a man for the millennium.

Digital and smoke free.
A diversified multi-cultural,
post-modern deconstruction
that is anatomically and ecologically incorrect.

IÂ’ve been up linked and downloaded,
IÂ’ve been inputted and outsourced,
I know the upside of downsizing,
I know the downside of upgrading.

IÂ’m a high-tech low-life.
A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker
and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond!

IÂ’m new wave, but IÂ’m old school
and my inner child is outward bound.
IÂ’m a hot-wired, heat seeking,
warm-hearted cool customer,
voice activated and bio-degradable.

I interface with my database,
my database is in cyberspace,
so IÂ’m interactive, IÂ’m hyperactive
and from time to time IÂ’m radioactive.

Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve,
riding the wave, dodging the bullet
and pushing the envelope.

IÂ’m on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs.
IÂ’ve got no need for coke and speed.
I've got no urge to binge and purge.

IÂ’m in-the-moment, on-the-edge,
over-the-top and under-the-radar.

A high-concept, low-profile,
medium-range ballistic missionary.

A street-wise smart bomb.
A top-gun bottom feeder.
I wear power ties, I tell power lies,
I take power naps and run victory laps.
IÂ’m a totally ongoing big-foot, slam-dunk,
rainmaker with a pro-active outreach.

A raging workaholic. A working rageaholic.
Out of rehab and in denial!

IÂ’ve got a personal trainer, a personal shopper,
a personal assistant and a personal agenda.

You canÂ’t shut me up. You canÂ’t dumb me down
because IÂ’m tireless and IÂ’m wireless,
IÂ’m an alpha male on beta-blockers.

IÂ’m a non-believer and an over-achiever,
laid-back but fashion-forward.
Up-front, down-home,
low-rent, high-maintenance.

Super-sized, long-lasting,
high-definition, fast-acting,
oven-ready and built-to-last!

IÂ’m a hands-on, foot-loose,
knee-jerk head case
pretty maturely post-traumatic

and IÂ’ve got a love-child that sends me hate mail.

But, IÂ’m feeling, IÂ’m caring,
IÂ’m healing, IÂ’m sharing
-- a supportive, bonding,
nurturing primary care-giver.

My output is down,
but my income is up.

I took a short position on the long bond
and my revenue stream has its own cash-flow.

I read junk mail, I eat junk food,
I buy junk bonds and I watch trash sports!
IÂ’m gender specific, capital intensive, user-friendly and lactose intolerant.

I like rough sex. I like tough love.
I use the “F” word in my emails
and the software on my hard-drive is hardcore
--no soft porn.

I bought a microwave at a mini-mall;
I bought a mini-van at a mega-store.
I eat fast-food
in the slow lane.

I'm toll-free, bite-sized,
ready-to-wear and I come in all sizes.

A fully-equipped, factory-authorized,
hospital-tested, clinically-proven,
scientifically- formulated
medical miracle.

IÂ’ve been pre-wash, pre-cooked,
pre-heated, pre-screened,
pre-approved, pre-packaged,
post-dated, freeze-dried,
double-wrapped, vacuum-packed
and, I have an unlimited broadband capacity.

IÂ’m a rude dude, but IÂ’m the real deal.
Lean and mean!

Cocked, locked and ready-to-rock.
Rough, tough and hard to bluff.

I take it slow, I go with the flow,
I ride with the tide. IÂ’ve got glide in my stride.

Driving and moving, sailing and spinning,
jiving and grooving, wailing and winning.

I donÂ’t snooze, so I donÂ’t lose.
I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road.

I party hearty and lunch time is crunch time.

IÂ’m hanging in,
there ainÂ’t no doubt
and IÂ’m hanging tough,
over and out!

- George Carlin

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Olipa miellyttävää kirjoittaa transskripti.

To the memory of an old fuck ;<

Famous Quotes:

"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood."

"One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you’re too tired."

"Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money."

"This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen."

"This conversation is bound to turn up. Two guys in a street meet each other and one of them says, "hey, did you hear? Phil Davis died". "Phil Davis? I just saw him yesterday." "Yeah, didn't help. He died anyway. Apparently, the simple act of you seeing him did not slow down his cancer. In fact, it may have made it more aggressive. You know, you could be the cause for Phil's Death, how, do you live with yourself?""

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I think he's down there now...screaming up at us...


Great work Georgie! Ya old fuck :)

Tämä on hauska video. Siinä heittää vastikään edesmennyt George Carlin vesilinnulla uskontoja.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o

R.I.P Geroge Carlin

good night sweet prince. :<

May 12, 1937-June 22, 2008

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7068677712290004125&q=george+carlin&ei=DQ47SJe_IIOQjQKqvL3xAw <- tsek it aut.