-How much wood could
a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchack
could chuck wood
-A woodchuck could chuck
no amount of wood
since a woodchuck can't
chuck wood
- But if a woodchuck
could chuck and would chuck
some amount of wood,
what amount of wood
would a woodchuck chuck?
-Even if woodchuck could chuck
wood, and even if a
woodchuck would chuck wood,
should a woodchuck chuck wood?
-A woodchuck should chuck if
a woodchuck could chuck wood,
as long as a woodchuck
would chuck wood.
- Oh, shut up!