"Next year
things are gonna change
Gonna drink less beer
and start all over again
Gonna read more books
gonna keep up with the news
Gonna learn how to cook
spend less money on shoes
Ill pay my bills on time
and file my mail away, everyday
Only drink the finest wine
and call my Gran every Sunday
Resolutions, baby they come and go
Will I do any of these things?
The answer's probably no"