IRC-Galleria

Tätä se on ku ajaa tuntemattoman hipin kans salakuljettaen marihuanaa kaupungista toiseen. Vanhalla volkkarin hippipakulla, poliisit perässä.


Minä:

"Motherfucker! Get that marijuana out of my face!"



The Truth:

"Firstly, you are a real buzz killer, amigo.
And secondly, I never made love to my mother. She wouldn't.
And thirdly, we're in this together, so be cool."



Minä:

"Ey fuck, this thing go any faster?"



The Truth:

"Man, we got 3 tons of marihuana on board, the engine block is held together with a macram'e hammock, and its running on 15-year-old cooking oil!"




Minä:

"Shit. Can you even shoot?"




The Truth:

"SHOOT? Im a hippie!
The only thing I shoot is acid.
And by the way, I once heard about this dude who snorted it, but it is a different story.
Thought his nose was a kangaroo and the moon was a dog! Whoo!"