-The Love Bird is 100% faithful to his mate, as long as they are locked together in the same cage
-I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women
-A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man
-I am always looking for meaningful one night stands
-Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is.
-Never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television
-It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.