-Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
-Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
-I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good feeling
-Alcohol removes inhibitions - like that scared little mouse who got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted: "Now bring on that damn cat!"
-Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness