IRC-Galleria

-The problem with most men is we're assholes. The problem with most women is they put up with those assholes.
-I think...therefore, I'm single.
-You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.
-The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest
-When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.
-All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.
-A succesful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A succesful woman is one who can find such a man.
-When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.
-I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.