-U laugh, I laugh. U Cry, I cry. U fall over a cliff, I watch!
-Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet... And what the hell happened to you?!
-God must've loved stupid people! He made so many of them... Then he made it illegal to kill them!!
-Mary had a little lamb her father shot it dead, now every day she goes to school with meat beween her bread
-I decided I'm going to start livin my life to the fullest. Hey can you pass me the remote?