-Never take a blind date to a silent film
-Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use
-Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave -- but there's no need to be in the passing lane
-Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability
-Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at them because you know it would hurt their feelings.
-Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
-Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no sometimes.
-Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.
-You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget, and it's good for them to get reminded