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-I saw the movie, 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' and I was surprised because I didn't see any tigers or dragons. And then I realised why: they're crouching and hidden.
-You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.
-If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
-My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
-Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much
-God Said: "Let there be light." devil said "say please"
-For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese. Then the astronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. ThatÂ’s what happens to cheese when you leave it out.
-It would be terrible if the Red Cross Bloodmobile got into an accident. No, wait. That would be good because if anyone needed it, the blood would be right there.